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Skriven 2010-12-01 00:39:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av DALE SHIPP
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-=> Quoting Dale Shipp to Jim Weller <=-

 DS> The idea is to get people to imagine that they have the
 DS> disease of the month (e.g. restless leg syndrome)

 I'd think you were kidding except that I saw that ad. I wikied the
 disease a minute ago and read the symptoms; my gawd, I have that!
 But you know what? Getting off my computer chair and walking around
 for five minutes cures it.

 DS> "cures unsightly toe nail fungus, ... possible liver
 DS> failure and death ..."   DUH.

Important Health Advisory

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about tequila.

Tequila is a safe and natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of tequila almost immediately and with
a regime of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Side effects may include dizziness,nausea ,vomiting.loss of
clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, dehydration and a
desire to sing karaoke and play all night rounds of Truth or Dare
and Naked Twister.

Warning.

The consumption of tequila may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

The consumption of tequila is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

The consumption of tequila may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of tequila may lead you to believe that ex lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

The consumption of tequila may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Now just imagine what you could achieve with absinthe.



Cheers

YK Jim


... Wine is the most civilised thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

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