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Skriven 2012-10-15 23:57:20 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
     Kommentar till en text av Björn Felten (2:203/2)
Ärende: A new way to watch TV
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Hello Björn,

BF>This is, IMHO, fantastic news.

How so?

BF>http://magine.com/

Oh, the horror!  The horror!  It cannot be!

BF>Make sure to watch the video. And, yes, I know that the guy has a
BF>horrible accent, but try to ignore that. :)

The horrible accent is not what I was referring to ...

BF>So far limited to Swedish TV

Thank Odin!

BF>(it's yet another Swedish invention),

BF>but --

Uh-oh ... here it comes ...

BF>if not the greedy media companies put an end to it -- it will be
BF>globally available.

Swedes have often criticized the USA for the use of torture.
However, Swedes should look at themselves before criticizing
others.  And 3D TV is a perfect example.  Everybody knows that
Trolls only have one eye.  And Trolls live primarily in Sweden,
although quite a few are known to exist in Norway, and perhaps
Finland as well.  There is also wide speculation that Danes
are descendants of Trolls, but that has yet to be proven.

Since Trolls only have one eye, they do not have depth perception.
And that means Trolls cannot enjoy 3D TV, unlike real people.  Turns
them into stone, if they are not careful.  And if their eye is still
glued to the 3D TV when the sun comes up, well, things can get a bit
messy.

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is looking into
this matter, and grievance will be filed with the proper authorities
(probably the United Nations) to ensure that this gross mistreatment
of Trolls is put to an end once and for all.

Gloating about this genocide of Trolls, calling it "fantastic
news", is sick and disgusting.  Not only should the individual
in question apologize to Trolls for making such an outrageous
comment, but so should the company that invented the product.
I mean, how would you like it if you only had one eye and was
forced to watch such an awful picture on a television set?
It would drive you bonkers.  And yet you wonder why Trolls
get so upset and knock down trees in the forest ...

--Lee

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