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Skriven 2005-01-31 22:52:22 av Cindy Haglund (1:124/6308.20)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: 'Sex Accidents'
=======================
0n (22 Nov 04) DAVE COBLE wrote to ALL...

 DC> Bizarre 'Sex Accidents' Suffered by Blokes...

 DC> A man turned up at a hospital wearing an overcoat, and with  blood
 DC> dripping down his leg. When he removed the coat, the doctor saw he had
 DC> a geranium inserted in his penis. The man had got the flower in
 DC> without
 DC> any difficulty, but when he tried to remove it, the hairs on the stem
 DC> of the flower had dug into the urethra and ripped it to shreds.

This stuff for real David? Too bizzaree is right.

 DC> A policeman in Staffordshire returned home from a night shift to his
 DC> wife preparing breakfast. For some unknown reason, he wrapped a slice
 DC> of bread around his penis, at which point the dog leapt up and took a
 DC> bite out of it. The man needed cosmetic surgery to restore the damage.

 (That sounds like what my dog Patches would do!)
                                                 
 DC> A 34-year old New Yorker injected a cocaine solution into his penis to
 DC> heighten his sexual pleasure. After enjoying intercourse with his

 Darwin award nominee forget what end his brain is at. (Brain is source of
pleasure center.)

 DC> girlfriend on not one but two occasions, he noticed that his erection
 DC> was still at its full glory. Having struggled to sleep through the
 DC> night he woke up to find his boner still standing proud, but due to
 DC> him
 DC> worrying about the police finding out about his possession, and indeed
 DC> the use of an illegal substance, he decided against visiting his
 DC> doctor. However, after three days of enduring headaches and nausea,
 DC> caused by
 DC> the constant trouser swelling, he went to the hospital in search of
 DC> help. He was admitted immediately and referred to a specialist who
 DC> diagnosed lack of oxygen to vital bloodstream's in his body, as the
 DC> cause of his  sickness. He was given numerous drugs and antibiotics to
 DC> combat the swelling, but shortly afterwards developed blood clots in
 DC> various parts of his  body with gangrene setting in. As a result he
 DC> lost both legs, nine fingers and his penis.

 If this is for real then this dope Darwin aawrd nominee here for sure.
.,.......

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 * Origin: Up a Palm Tree (1:124/6308.20)