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Skriven 2005-05-04 07:56:38 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Sean Dennis
Ärende: Re: Short but sweet
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 SD> *** Quoting Greg Sears from a message to Sean Dennis ***

 GS>  G-day Sean Dennis, The offering was a very interesting bit of Q's
   > & A's not ~meat~ '-)

Funny

 -=[03-May-2005 09:35, Sean Dennis replied many-times to Greg Sears]=-

 SD> Well, at least it was a good hor 'd ouerve (sp!).

    Good-call Sean Dennis, there is ~meat~ in those suckers eh! '-)

 GS>      Seems the prostitution scandal in Fort Lauderdale, Florida has
   > provided  a list of VERY prominent people who paid the nympho
   > prostitute for her services. One accused, Mike Danziger, Vice Mayor,

 SD> When you care to lay the very best?

    Good-call Sean Dennis, yes those political-correct type proposals!

 GS>      Business was slow for Darel Lafton's gas station in Des Moines,
   > until he  came up with the idea of BOOB 'N LUBE. Two topless women

 SD> Just another inflated business idea.

    Good-call Sean Dennis, silicone for better loobs more like! ;-)

 GS>      It's against the law to fly under the Golden Gate Bridge in your
   > private airplane, yet pilots occasionally do it. In Paris, one pilot

 SD> Hopefully Nike won't start sponsoring people to "just do it".

    Good-call Sean Dennis, but TOO late Mate!! It's being done now! ;)

 GS>      Nothing, says Consumer Reports. So when you see that macho
   > halfback drinking from the cup or bottle that says "Gatorade" it
   > isn't going to help his body make any spectacular plays. Plain water

 SD> The only thing Gatorade makes me do is drink more (and piss like a
   > racehorse).

    Good-call Sean Dennis, so I bet you $2.00 each way OK! '-)

 SD> Now, for our main course ...

     Good-call Sean Dennis, SO...

Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open?
  Because she expected some change in the weather.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
  Season's Greetings.

Do you know why the oyster did not want to give up his pearl?
  He was just a little shellfish.

What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
  A hunter lies in wait and a fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you anesthetize a rabbit?
  The ether bunny.

Can bees fly in the rain?
  Not without their little yellow jackets.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
  Nothing.  He just let out a little wine.

Where do you find the most fish?
  Between the head and the tail.

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?
  The one in the sugar bowl.

How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?
  A phew.

What do you use to paint a rabbit?
  Hare spray.

How did they know the man eaten by sharks had dandruff?
  They found head and shoulders on the beach.

What does an educated owl say?
  Whom.

Where does a rancher record his inventory?
  In a cattle-log.

 SD> Okay, so no one said my sense of humor was funny. :>

     Good-call Sean Dennis, SO... get more practice in CyberPope's
                                  silly asylum of joke, story, and
                                  learn why your humor ia as good
                                  as any other joker here! #[;-)]
> OBJoke: for Sean

  One thing CyberPope says about his wife, "she's a very neat
housekeeper", If I drop My socks on the floor, she picks them up.
If I throws my clothes around, she hangs them up. CyberPope got up at
three o'clock the other morning and went in the kitchen to get a glass
of cold draught beer.  He came back and found the bed made.



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