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Skriven 2005-09-03 02:29:50 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A little survey
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 GS>  GP> On (21 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >  GS>   If Canada and the U.S.A. become one country what would the
   >    > flag look like?
   >  GP> Check the back of the old Canadian $2.00 bill, & I think you
   >    >  might find the answer!

 GP> On (02 Sep 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...

 GS>   You send one to the I C E-man, I'll check it out Thanks! '-)

  George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Don't have one, sorry.
   > but I think at www.snopes.com if you search for AMERICAN FLAG
   > CANADIAN $2
   > you'll get info on it.

EH.......you wouldn't lie about money would Yas! ;-)

 GS>  GP> As the USA & Canada -- just look at any map of North America --
   >    > Canada's bigger AND on top -- if Earth is a prison, the USA is
   >    > our bitch!
   > This would be your OBJoke.........EH! '-)

 GP> What "joke"?
   > Oh, JOKE??!?!?
   > Okay, here's a JOKE:


 GP> A married man had only one complaint: his wife was always

 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< c u t >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 GP> "Please, Dear, no cuss words in front of the chilled wren."

Good BOY!


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Q. What Did The Doctor Say To The Nervous Pregnant Woman Who Was Running
   Up And Down In The Labour Room?
A. Stand And Deliver.

Q. What Did The Man, Who Was Expecting A Money Order, Shout After The
   Running Mail Man?
A. Stand And Deliver!

Q. What Did The Professor Tell His Assistent, Who Had To Perform His
   First Authopsy And Was Nervously Walking Around The Table?
A. Stand And De-Liver!

Q. What Did The Executioner Tell His Apprentice, Who Was To Perform His
   First Execution On The Female Convict, But Was Tripping Nervously
   Around The Chair?
A. Stand And De-Live Her!


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Cheers,
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     _ \<,_        _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   in every
    (@)/ (@)      (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@)  crowd....
...I C E-man.

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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