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Skriven 2005-12-16 00:09:38 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av Kevin Taylor
Ärende: Re: A Little Christmas Female Chauvinism Cheer
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 [ 05-Dec-2005 10:31, IN a Message to All ]

    Kevin Taylor's Story was. . . . . .

 KT> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
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 KT> We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able
   > to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world
   > in one night and not get lost.

   Greetings Kevin Taylor, much like this guy who went to the doctor
                            and complained about always being tired...

 The doctor gave him a complete examination and really couldn't find
anything wrong with him.  So the doctor decided to question the patient
some more to see if he could figure it out.  When the came to the
question of sex - the doctor asked how often the man and his wife had
sex.

 The patient asked, you mean just with my wife or the total. The doctor
was somewhat taken aback but he said he needed the total.

 The patient said "well I usually wake up about 4am and knock off a
little, I go out and get the paper and get a little;  I read the paper
while my wife fixes breakfast, then I get a little, eat breakfast, get
a little, shave, shower, and shit, and then get a little while I'm
waiting for my car pool.

 We always stop at this little donut shop on the way and the waitress
has the biggest chest you ever saw.  I usually top her a couple of times
while the guys in the car pool are eating their donuts.

 When we get to work, my secretary comes in, to give me the days
schedule.  I bang her a couple of times before settling down for the
days work.  I usually go to lunch about 11:30 and you should see the
short order cook.  I usually screw her three or four times during the
lunch hour.  Then it's back to the grindstone.

 When I get back to the office either my research assistant or the
receptionist come in and on a slow day I'll have four or five go's at
whichever (sometimes both).

 At the end of the day the car pool always stops at a certain bar and
the bartender and I are extremely close.  I'll always get her a couple
of times.  Then I go home, get a little; read the evening paper; get a
little; eat supper; get a little.  Then some of my friends come over and
we'll go out bar hopping to see who we can get into.  I'm always home by
12; I'll get a little; take a shower; get a little and go to sleep.

 The doctor was incredulous!  He said "my God man, no wonder your so
weak your screwing too much"!

 The patient looked at him and said "Thank God!  I was afraid it was
from masturbating between times"!


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