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Skriven 2006-02-21 22:55:24 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A story
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 GP> On (31 Dec 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...

 GS> Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
   > that a woman ever had.

   -=[ 01-Jan-2006 07:35 George Pope wrote this to Greg Sears ]=-

 GP> Yeah, hard not to vote that one the winner!

G-day George Pope,

This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The
elephant is stuck in this pit and realises that he is going to die,
so naturally he start to scream. By chance a chicken hears the screaming
of the elephant and decides to investigate. He sees the elephant stuck
in the pit and shouts to the elephant: "Dont worry, I am going to
save you". The chicken then calls on the King of the Jungle.

The King of the Jungle promptly arrives in his *Red Porsche*. He throws
a rope from the Porche into the pit, the elephant ties it around himself
and the King of the Jungle pulls him out of the pit. The elephant
is saved (loud applause).

So grateful is the elephant to the chicken that he promises him that
he will one day do the same for him (if the chicken should ever be
in mortal danger).

As chance would have it, the next week the elephant is walking thru'
the jungle and hears the screaming of a chicken. He wanders over
and sees that his friend the chicken is stuck in a pit. (ohh, gosh)
The elephant shouts "Don't worry chicken I will save you". So the
elephant throws his tail into the pit. However this tail is too
small and the chicken cannot reach it. Undeterred by this the
elephant throws in his trunk, but, alas this also is too small.
As a last desperate effort the elephant throws in his his penis.
Sucess! The chicken grabs the elephants enormous penis and climbs
out to safety.

Moral of the story:
"If you have a big dick you don't need a red Porsche to pull a chick."


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off
and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the
elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it
and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"

His mother replies, "That son, is the elephant's trunk."

"No, at the other end."

"That son is the tail."

"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant"

A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, "Thats nothing."
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied
with her answer asks his father the same question.

"Daddy, what is that long thing?"

"That's the trunk, son" replies the father.

"No at the other end."

"Oh, that is the tail."

"No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.

"That is the elephants penis.  Why do you ask son?"

"Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.

Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."


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