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Skriven 2004-10-21 13:19:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: A Story
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GS>  GP> Oh, I'm sorry, we speak ENGLISH in Canada -- a "phone in the hallway"
GS>                        ^^^^^         ^^ ^^^^^^
GS>  G-day  George Pope, U ||||| FRENCH  || |||||| -- Ha ha ha ha

But primarily ENGLISH!!! (okay, of the two official languages, primarily
English, but we actually speak primarily CHINESE!!!)

GS>  GP> You guys are importing far too much Yankee TV!
GS>
GS> Ha ha ha said by someone that lives next door to them! '-)

Hey, at least I'm not next door to them on PURPOSE, however you guys
deliberately import their TV programs! (try some CANADIAN programming, like
"Corner Gas," "Kids in the Hall," "This Hour Has 22 Minutes," etc.

GS> Psychological Evaluation
GS>
GS> 20-29.
GS> You think bees make honey and wasps make jam.

I disagree!
Bees make honey & wasps make molasses!

ObQuiz:

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
              The Cartoon Character Test
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Which is your favorite cartoon character?

1) Tazmanian Devil
2) Tweety
3) Marvin the Martian
4) Scooby Doo
5) Daffy Duck
6) Pepe LePew
7) Sylvester
8) Speedy Gonzales
9) Bugs bunny

Scroll down when you decide which one is your favorite.

Rememer, do not cheat.


If you Like .......

1) Tazmanian Devil - You are wacky and crazy!!! You are the
   center of attention at parties. You love Food and are always
   causing chaos. When you are on a date, you're the one that
   makes the 1st move. Love comes and goes for you. Can you say
   "player"?!?

2) Tweety - aaaaw you're soo CUTE!! Everyone loves you 'cause
   you're so adorable physically and mentally. Face it, people
   are jealous of you. Love is always there for you. You're the
   typical "long-relationship" kinda person. You LOVE cuddling
   but P.D.A is not your style. If something goes wrong in
   relationships (family, etc...) you always go to your friends
   for advice. Tweety-Lovers are great listeners.

3) Marvin the Martian - You are DEFINITELY in control of your
   life. People say you're a "Control Freak". You're the kind of
   person who is ALWAYS paranoid with unimportant issues, but
   that's ok 'cause there is always someone there to relieve that
   paranoia. Love is very valuable to you. Relationships have
   been hardships for you but just remember that you're in
   control.

4) Scooby Doo - Let's face it, people around you find you quite
   annoying sometimes. Whether it'd be the whining or nagging,
   but it's driving your friends crazy. If you have problems in
   life, just keep them on the "DL"(Down Low). To get on the
   positive side of things, you are very helpful and you love to
   solve mysteries and problems. Love is a condition far away
   from your mind. The best advice for Scooby Doo Lovers is to
   deal with your problems on your OWN.

5) Daffy Duck - You are annoying in this cute way. People love
   being around you because of your utter goofiness. Making
   people laugh is your specialty. Daffy Lovers think there is a
   soul mate out there for everyone. Love is something you
   haven't found deeply yet but your "soul mate" will be there,
   CLOSER than you think.

6) Pepe Le Pew - You are the sweetest and most lovable person
   there is. Guys/Girls love being around your "charmed"
   personality. When there is something you want, you will TRY to
   get it, no question about it, Pepe Lovers don't take NO for an
   answer. It's hard to please you but it's very  easy for you to
   please others with your endearing inner-self. Love is here for
   you and always will be. Not only talking about boyfriends/
   girlfriends, but family or friends. If someone lets you down,
   there is always someone else that loves you and is there. I'd
   have to say that Peppe Lovers are the luckiest.

7) Sylvester - You are very fun-loving and easy to please. People
   are always talking behind your back because of their utter
   jealousy. Laughing is what you do best. Crying comes once in a
   life time for you. You are very unique in a good way. People
   wanna be like you and find you as a  "cool" person. Love is
   easy for you to find. Your motto would probably be"smile".

8) Speedy Gonzales - You are ambitious and always heading for your
   goal. You are a very "fast" thinker and intelligent. It's
   often genetic in Speedy Gonzales Lovers. Love comes once in a
   lifetime, unfortunately, but you always have your family
   supporting you. For you, FAMILY always comes 1st.

9) Bugs Bunny - You are definitely the bestest friend a person can
   ever have. You're wise and always thinking of ideas. Bugs
   lovers have nothing to worry about in life cause you always
   have solutions for everything. Love is ALWAYS there for you.
   Fooling around is your specialty. The word Relationship is not
   in your dictionary meaning you re not a steady kind of person.
   Oh yeah,and you love things that have to do with "SEX".



Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
<+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")
Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)

(AKA the Bishop of ROM!)

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