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Skriven 2004-12-01 02:43:22 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Ärende: Reasons
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      EIGHTEEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX

18 - You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

17 - If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to
     pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you
     don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you
     become famous.

14 - Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners
     you've golfed with.

13 - It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty
     about imagining the two of you golfing together.

11 - If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object
     if you golf with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by
     yourself.

09 - When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are
     really an undercover cop.

08 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
     buy golf stuff.

07 - You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf
     jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without getting sued
     for harassment.

06 - There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

05 - If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe
     to a premium cable channel.

04 - Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the
     rest of your life.

03 - Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest
     in the game.

02 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the
     enjoyment of golf.



01 - Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week!
     Is that all you ever think about?"



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