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Skriven 2004-12-09 08:10:26 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 20

                   Nine Reasons To Go To Work Naked

            _,,,_
          .'     `'.    * Your boss is always yelling,
         /     ____ \        "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
         |  .-'_  _\/
         \_/   a  a|                    * Can take advantage of
         (,`     \ |         .----.        computer monitor radia-
          |     -' |        /|     '--.    tion to work on your tan.
           \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.
           /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::| * Inventive way to
        .-'      \__        ||    ]|    ::|   finally meet that hot
       /            `.      ||    ]|    ::|   gal in Human Resources.
     _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
    / \|      \   .|   \     L.__  .--'(         * "I'd love to chip
   |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,  in but I left my
   |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|  wallet in my
   |    \  '.     `'.'.   \/ .-'          '.   / |  pants."
   |    |    `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
   |    /       `'--.._  ` )/'-------------')/)  | * To stop those
   \   |       -._  \//`""`/,===..'`````````/ (  |  creepy guys in
    |  |          '-/ `---` `==='          /   ) |  Marketing from
    /  \           /                      /   (  |  looking down
   |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |  your blouse.
    \           `-|                      |    /  |
     `--...,______|                      |   (   | * People stop
            | |   |                      |    ) ,|  stealing your
            | |   |                      |   ( /||  pens after
            | |   |                      |   )/ `"  they've seen
           /   \  |                      |  (/      where you keep
     jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)      them.
      .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
      ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||        * Diverts
                  `"`                   `"`         attention from
                                                    the fact that
        * No one steals your chair.                 you also came
                                                    to work stoned.
    * Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

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