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Skriven 2004-12-15 23:33:46 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Joke Today[10-12-200 2/21
=====================================
Funny on 12-Dec-2004 11:46

 GS>   And they said their marriage wouldn't last. They left the church
   > together, didn't they?

       -=[George Pope wrote IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> They say the definition of "Successful Marriage" in Hollywood is any
   > marriage that outlasts milk!

  G-day George Pope, I've heard they use a lot of milk eh! #[;-)]


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The computers were whirring; they never do stop.
The power was on and the temperature right,
In hopes that the input would feed back that night.

The system was ready, the program was coded,
And memory drums had been carefully loaded;
While adding a Christmasy glow to the scene,
The lights on the console, flashed red, white and green.

When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,
The programmer ran to see what was the matter.
Away to the hallway he flew like a flash,
Forgetting his key in his curious dash.
He stood in the hallway and looked all about,
When the door slammed behind him, and he was locked out.

Then, in the computer room what should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer;
And a little old man, who with scarcely a pause,
Chuckled: "My name is Santa...the last name is Claus."

The computer was startled, confused by the name,
Then it buzzed as it heard the old fellow exclaim:
"This is Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
And Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

It was the night before Christmas
  and all through Tec Square,
 Not a computer was stirring,
   even MC had a high "fair share".
The tapes were hung on the machine with care,
  With hopes that DUMPER would find them there.
 When all at once to my surprise,
   My TTY bell rang, and opened my eyes.
I looked on the screen to see,
  Who it was sending to me.
 The header was missing and all that it said,
   Was "[Here is THE GUY IN RED]".
I quickly ran :FINGER just to see,
  Who was on the machine besides me.
 It was then I noticed a job named BATCH,
   That was stuffing my DDT's PATCH/.
To see what this was all about,
  I thought I might :PEEK before I logout.
 But while I was typing away,
   I looked up to see the screen re-display.
All that was left after a bell and flash of light
  Was [BATCH at MIT-M(erry)C(hristmas): Happy Hackin to all...]



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