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Skriven 2006-09-08 11:32:04 av Roy Witt (1:397/22)
  Kommentar till text 38613 av Nathaly Borisova(SJ) (2:478/37.21)
Ärende: Got a light?
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07 Sep 06 18:15, Nathaly Borisova(SJ) wrote to Herman Neut:

 NBS> Hello Herman!

 HN>> No, I wasn't a hippy in the '60 years. Too busy with other things;-)
 HN>> In fact, I never have been a hippy.
 NBS>  What a pity!

Yeup. He does seem rather dull. That reminds me. Here's a little bit of
entertainment on his behalf.


Three guys, Dossche, Mohn and Neut all die in a car wreck, and they all go
to Hell.

When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
Dossche says "It's gotta be the booze.  I'm always drunk."

The Devil decides to lock him in a room for 100 years with nothing but
shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

Dossche is thinking, "Hell yeah!  Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into
the room.

Mohn says, "It's the women.  I could never satisfy, let alone stay
faithful to my wife."

The devil opens a door to a second room and inside we see nothing but the
finest-looking naked women that the Mohn has ever seen. And he would be
the only guy in there for 100 years.  He couldn't believe it.  His
little dick was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and
the Devil shut the door.

The third man, Herman Neut, said "It's gotta be the bud.  I'm always
tokin' up."

The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud.

Herman can't believe it.  He goes in and takes a seat Indian-style with
his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three
men.

He opens the first door and Dossche comes crawling out.  He's got an empty
bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't trimmed his beard or
showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss.  "I'll
never drink again!" he says.

The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give
him a second shot at life (as an asshole).

The devil then opens the second door and Mohn comes running out even
faster than when he went in.  "I'm fucking gay!" he screams.

The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and
gives him another chance as well.

The devil then comes to the third door.  He opens it and nothing has
changed. Herman is still sitting in the same position that he was 100
years ago.

The devil asks him if he learned anything.

Herman turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

"You gotta a light, man?"


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