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 MA>> Aljazeera,

 BF>> As they say here, "Yes, no have".

 MA> Should have but not tuned in? Select menu on the remote, find a useless
 MA> channal play around with the buttons and see if you can scan for it. :)

 BF> Ahhh....what's the use. It would just be another Bill O'Reilly speaking
 BF> arab.

Not really. It seems fairly unbiased but does focus on the middle east to 
the point of tedium.

 MA>> BBC UK,

 BF>> They use a bit too much English English. American English is easier.

 MA> I hope you don't wan't to start sounding like those American chaps.

 BF> Nope.

I'm jolly glad to hear it.

 MA>> ABC Australia

 BF>> Only a channel called Australia Network with limited news.

 MA> Very limited. Most of the time it's a complete waste of band width unless
 MA> you are Australian. A lot of time it attempts to teach people English by
 MA> saying an English sentence and then slowly saying it again in English with
 MA> English subtitles and then....in English explaining one of the words.

 BF> Then even mnet series is better.

 MA> Now I could be wrong but I would have thought that someone who can't speak
 MA> English won't be able to read English or understand a bloody word their
 MA> saying.

 BF> Maybe it's a channel for the Aborigins?

No. You need subtitles to understand Aborigines
 
 MA> Don't forget to pop into fox every now and then and find out what you
 MA> favorite brat celebrity is doing and those News Extras they like to bring
 MA> you just because they think you are a shallow narcistic plonker.

 BF> Do you mean the news I saw last year or those that I've seen for a
 BF> month now? Oh shit, it's Witt Fac.....ehhh....O'Reilly Factor and now
 BF> he's "analyzing" Obamas
 BF> wife......

O'Reilly was expressing his outrage that another news outlet was suggesting
McCain tried to get in the draws of one of his interns. I thought it was just
a perk of the job. Hell... at least now we know he's not a poof. 

 MA> And by some remarkable coincidence.

 MA> OSLO, Norway - An earthquake of 6.2 magnitude — the biggest in Norwegian
 MA> history — jolted the thinly populated Svalbard archipelago in the Arctic
 MA> on Wednesday night, the Norsar seismic research institute said on
 MA> Thursday.

 BF> Oooppss...And one in the US. Is something huge about to happend?

Britney Spears is seen in public with a double chin. Fox invites several
squawking females to discuss the implications for her child custody battle 
and some air head analyses the body language of Britney as she rolls 
around in the gutter after her twelfth gin and tonic.

You can't get much bigger than that.
 

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