Text 34547, 188 rader
Skriven 2009-07-19 10:32:50 av Roy Witt (1:387/22)
  Kommentar till text 34534 av Lee Lofaso (3:800/432.0)
Ärende: Secession             2/
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18 Jul 09 23:01, Lee Lofaso wrote to Roy Witt:

 >> RW>I'd suggest that you do north instead.

 >> LL>Can't go north.  Unless I want to drown.  (Lake Ponchartrain)

 RW>> Then I highly suggest you go north asap...

 LL> Something tells me you don't like me very much...

You finally get a clue.

 >> LL>Can't go east.  Unless I want to drown.  (Gulf of Mexico)

 RW>> See above.

 LL> Something tells me you definitely do not like me very much...

You finally get a clue.

 >> LL>Can't go west.  Unless I want to drown.  (Manchac Swamp)

 RW>> See above.

 LL> Something tells me you most definitely do not like me very much...

You finally get a clue.

 >> LL>Can't go south.  Unless I want to drown.  (Mississippi River)

 RW>> See above.

 LL> Something tells me you most definitely and absolutely do not like
 LL> me very much...

You definately have a clue.

 >> LL>I guess I'm really screwed, not matter which way I go.

 RW>> Yeup. Your next alternative it 'go to hell'...

 LL> That's probably where we will all end up.  Sooner or later.

Since 'hell' represents the grave, you will. Some of us will return to the
space ship that brought us and be rejuvinated.

 LL> In the meantime, the "go to hell" chant is reserved for LSU
 LL> football games against Ole Miss.

 LL> "Go to hell, Ole Miss, go to hell!" - LSU battle cry

"Go to hell, shithead Lee, go to hell!"

 >> RW>I always thought it would have been a great idea to give the blacks
 >> RW>their own state, such as Louisiana. That way there would only be
 >> two
 >> RW>black Senators and a handful of black Congressmen. I bet there'd be
 >> RW>a big migration of all the other 49 state's blacks headed for
 >> RW>Nawlins...then y'all could grow watamelons and build fences to sit
 >> RW>on whilist youse eats those melons.

 >> LL>Wha'?  No chitlin's?

 RW>> Ifn' all y'all can make um urself, I'd suggest that all y'all get
 RW>> toit.

 LL> All it takes is one big kettle on an open fire...

Make sure it's big enough to crawl into.

 >> LL>If another hurricane similar to Katrina were to hit New Orleans the
 >> LL>population of the city will become under 100,000.  The metropolitan
 >> LL>area might be somewhat larger, at about 150,000.  A far cry from
 >> LL>days pre-Katrina.

 >> RW>Look at it this way. The Mississippi originates in a land of crisp
 >> RW>clean air and blue skys Babe the Blue Ox and giant, Paul Bunyon
 >> RW>watching over it. It flows down towards the Gulf and gathers all of
 >> RW>everybody's garbage and excrement on the way. Pretty soon all of
 >> the
 >> RW>'floatsome' hits the toilet of Nawlins. Just like living in a cess
 >> RW>pool...

 >> LL>It used to be folks could catch good catfish in the Mississippi
 >> LL>River. With their bare hands.  But not any more...

 RW>> Now they just catch muddy catfish and carp.

 LL> Not even that.

BS...I've seen um.

 >> LL>If you want to make money, you have to spend money.

 RW>> Ummmm, no. It's true that you have to have money to make more money,
 RW>> but you don't spend it in the process. It's kinda like roulette,
 RW>> when you've got a repeat winner, you let it ride.

 LL> There is money, and there is finance.

And the two have met.

 LL> If you have money, place it in a hole, and dig it up years later, the
 LL> money you have will be worth much less when you dig it up than when
 LL> you buried it.

Depends<tm> If it's gold, it would definately be worth much more than when
you buried it.

 LL> In order to make money work for you, you have to learn the fine art
 LL> of finance.  And that means spending money to make money.

I see that you don't understand the means of finance. You don't spend
money to make money. You invest (means: it's still yours) money to make
money. The only time money is spent is when you lose value on your
investment (and of course, pay taxes). Otherwise, you make money.

 >> LL>Preferably other people's money.  That is the American way.  And
 >> the
 >> LL>best way possible to achieve The American Dream.  Know what I mean?

 RW>> Nahhh. I used my own money made from the sweat of others.

 LL> Slavery (human bondage) used to be the way of doing things.
 LL> Today we use a different form of slavery.  It all amounts to
 LL> the same thing, but we call it something else.

Yes, we call free handouts from the government: Welfare

 >> LL>Most wealthy people got their wealth the old-fashioned way.
 >> LL>They inherited it.

 RW>> I did that too.

 LL> There are a handful who got their wealth in unorthodox ways, such
 LL> as working hard and saving/investing whatever they earned.

I did that too.

 >> LL>What President Obama is doing is spreading the wealth around so
 >> that
 >> LL>everybody can get a piece of the pie.

 RW>> Big mistake on his part. Those who have will pull it back into their
 RW>> wallets and not give to those lazy assholes who can't work for their
 RW>> own.

 LL> The best way to get the economy moving again is to make more babies.

That won't help the economy until they become taxpayers and pay into the
SS fund.

 LL> But no economist (conservative or liberal) has seen that most obvious
 LL> solution.

Actually they have. i.e. they've noticed that there aren't enough
(16-62yo) payees into the SS system to support the WW2 baby boomers.

 >> LL>Doesn't matter if the country is going broke, or is broke.
 >> LL>Just give away money as if it were going out of style.  That
 >> LL>way, everybody will be happy.  Even if they are dirt poor.

 RW>> I guess you havn't noticed that those who already have are the
 RW>> recipients of that which used to belong to tax payers. Thanks to the
 RW>> O'bama...

 LL> I guess you haven't noticed that this country is getting older.

238 years old, a few weeks ago.

 LL> Much older.  The average age of the population in the USA is 36.

Oh! You're talking about the payees...

 LL> And getting older.  We need to make more babies.  A lot more babies.
 LL> Before we are too old to do so.  Michelle Obama can set the example
 LL> for us...

We don't need anymore reparation freeloaders. Let someone else be the
example.

                R\%/itt

Joy lives in the fight, in the attempt, in the suffering involved, not in
the victory itself.

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