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Skriven 2015-01-23 01:05:08 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
  Kommentar till text 20811 av Daniel Torrey (1:132/505)
Ärende: Gowdy
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Hello Daniel,

 RC>> I think Romney is more stupid.

 DT> Yeah, but he has really good hair. Presidential hair. Good hair is pretty
 DT> important for a president, I think.

Why did Jimmy Carter beat Gerald Ford?  Obviously it was the hair.

Why did Ronald Reagan beat Jimmy Carter?  Obviously it was the hair.

Why did Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale?  Unlike Mondale, Reagan
never dyed his hair.  So, obviously it was the hair that won it for
him.

Why did George H.W. Bush beat Michael Dukakis?  Certainly Michael
Dukakis had a better crop of hair than Bush41.  However, for some
strange, odd, and unexplainable reason, Dukakis decided to hide
his hair underneath an army helmet.  And doing so clearly gave
the hair advantage to Bush41.

Why did Clinton beat Bush41?  We all know the answer to that one,
as Clinton let his sax do the talking on the Arsenio Hall show.
And as if that was not enough, Jennifer Flowers and a whole slew
of other women came forward to adore his lovely hair er whatever
it was they was adoring.

Why did Clinton beat Bob Dole?  Well, Dole thought he could make
up for his lack of hair by tying up one hand behind his back.
That clearly did not work.

Why did Al Gore beat George W. Bush?  Because he could, but five
justices of the US Supreme Court wouldn't let him.  Must have been
the bald spot on the back of his head.  Poor Al.  Blinded by his
own lack of sight in regards to that inconvenient truth.

Why did John Kerry beat George W. Bush?  With all that hair, Kerry
got carried away playing "You've Got a Friend" on his guitar and
forgot all about the election results in Ohio, thus allowing GWB
to claim a second term ...

Why did Barack Obama beat John McCain?  Obviously, it was the hair,
as Obama had neatly clipped and cropped pitch black hair without a
single strand of gray, while McCain had hair with no color at all.
And nobody wanted to vote for Snow White, even if he was a war hero.

Why did Barack Obama beat Mitt Romney?  Get real.  You ever seen
a Mormon with kinky hair?  Romney never had a chance ...

 DT> Hillary's hair is atrocious. Sarah's hair thinks it's still 1982.

That may be.  But blondes have more fun.  And also get to travel
a lot more.  And meet more men.  And be with a man named Bill.

--Lee

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