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Text 29050, 151 rader
Skriven 2015-11-16 00:20:59 av Lee Lofaso (2:203/2)
  Kommentar till text 29046 av Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)
Ärende: Muslim Jokes
====================
Hello Michiel,

 LL>> A Muslim walks into a bar.

 LL>> No-one survived the blast.

 MvdV> Not funny Lee.

Neither were the 7 terrorists who blew themselves up
after murdering 129 innocent people in cold blood, along
with injuring at least 352 others, 103 critically, due
to having been shot and/or burned alive.

 MvdV> What the world does not need are sick jokes that divide us.

What the world needs now is for politicians to grow the
testicles to stand up to the motherfuckers who are killing
innocent people!  Terrorists are sickos, regardless of
whatever faith they proclaim.  The politicians who choose
to do nothing are just as sick as the terrorists themselves.

Do you honestly believe that terrorists are going to stop
doing what they are doing if politicians play nice?  Oh, that's
right.  You are not in the "belief" business, finding it much
easier to ignore the obvious.

This is a war.  A "clash of civilizations" - as US presidential
candidate Marco Rubio calls it.  The terrorists who struck Paris
will not stop until the entire civilization they abhor has fallen.

You are upset that I poke fun at Muslims.  Would you have
been just as upset had I been poking fun at Christians?  Or
at Jews?  Or at any other group of people?  Whenever Muslims
get upset, they go on the rampage.  Is that what you are
scared of?  That Muslims will enact their revenge on fidonet?

Why should Muslims be exempt from criticism?  Oh, Muslims
would not complain if Christians are the butt of somebody's
jokes.  Muslims would not complain if Jews are the butt of
somebody's jokes.  But when it is Muslims who are the butt
of somebody's jokes it is different.  Isn't that right?
Especially if it is a cartoonist poking fun of their holy
fucking prophet.  Seems that Parisians needed a second
lesson on that score.  Just as a reminder.

 MvdV> What we need is to stand united against those that want to destabelize
our
 MvdV> society by fear and sowing dissention.

Really?  Tell Parisians that.  They tried that approach
not too long ago after Muslim terrorists paid a visit to
French cartoonists.  Paris is crying a second time now
because their president did not have the testicles to
do what was needed then.

Je suis Charlie.

The world forgets all too soon.

This is a war, Michiel.  A real war.  Innocent people
are getting shot, and burned, by an army of terrorists.
All of those terrorists being Muslim.

Oh, I am absolutely convinced the terrorists would have
beheaded a few people.  But they were in a hurry to get
their business done so they could meet up with their 72
virgins waiting for them in paradise.

Terrorists will continue doing what terrorists do.
Not just in France, but everyplace.  And that includes
the Netherlands.  Did you ever think about that?

You think the events of 9-11 was an isolated event?
Think again.  It was a calling to Muslims.  A call to
arms, the war had begun.  Why was that date chosen?
I have mentioned it before.  The Muslim date reference
would be 7-11.  The Muslim invasion of Europe.

Tie this in to the events in Paris.  Friday the 13th.
Revenge for an act that pissed Muslim terrorists off to
no end.  The assassination of Jihadi John by a drone
that launched a missile incinerating the car that the
motherfucker was riding in.  Nobody inside the car
survived.

Yes, it was a US drone.  Authorized by President Obama
to terminate with extreme prejudice anything that moves.

7 accomplices have been arrested in Belgium.  Others
have also been arrested in Germany, Greece, and Turkey.
Oh, terrorists had a field day murdering Turks recently,
as noted by the presidents of both the US and Turkey.

One of the dead terrorists in Paris was carrying a
stolen Syrian passport.  Where was he from?  Maybe he
was from the Netherlands.  Where were the other dead
terrorists from?  Can they even be identified, given
the fact that they blew themselves up leaving only
fragments of themselves behind to be analyzed by
others?

One thing is for sure -

EVERY SINGLE TERRORIST WAS A MUSLIM!

They did exactly what their holy book told them to do.

You want to understand the mind of a Muslim terrorist?
Read their holy book, and accept it in the most literal
and fundamentalist way possible.

In the 1970s, US President Jimmy Carter made a deal
with several countries in the Middle East in order to
provide security from aggression by the former USSR.
But it was not really the former USSR that was the
problem, or was causing problems in the region.

It was Muslim fanatics.

Carter's action became known as "The Carter Doctrine" -
which remains the basis of the region's security today.

In 1979, Muslim fanatics took over the American embassy
in Tehran, holding American diplomats hostage for 444 days.
President Carter left office, Muslim fanatics remained in
power in Iran.

US President Barack Obama just made peace with
the Iranians, lifting economic sanctions in exchange
for a promise by the Iranians not to make nuclear
weapons.

I fully expect the Israeli Prime Minister to
scuttle the deal, thus ushering in Armageddon.

You see, this is exactly what the Muslim fanatics want.
By getting the world mad at them, the Christian and Jewish
armies will attack the Muslims, thus coaxing the Mahdi out
of hiding, bringing about The End of the World.

 MvdV> Your "jokes" do not help. :-(

Muslims are not joking when they tell people
"Convert or die."  Other times they do not bother
giving infidels a choice, preferring to kill them
all and let Allah sort them out.

--Lee

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