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Skriven 2005-02-07 08:45:38 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's Oldy Goldies Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 06

  A  man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife  was
  in the house in the kitchen.   The man was racing the engine on the
  motorcycle and somehow,  the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,
  still  holding the handlebars,  was dragged through a  glass  patio
  door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

  The  wife, hearing the crash,  ran into the dining room,  and found
  her  husband laying on the floor,  cut and bleeding, the motorcycle
  laying  next to him and the patio door shattered.   The wife ran to
  the phone and summoned an ambulance.

  Because  they lived on a fairly large hill,  the wife went down the
  several  flights  of  long  steps  to  the  street  to  direct  the
  paramedics  to  her  husband.   After  the  ambulance  arrived  and
  transported  the husband to the hospital,  the wife  uprighted  the
  motorcycle  and pushed it outside.   Seeing that gas had spilled on
  the  floor, the wife obtained some paper  towels,  blotted  up  the
  gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

  The  husband was treated at the hospital and was released  to  come
  home.   After arriving home,  he looked at the shattered patio door
  and the damage done to his motorcycle.   He became despondent, went
  into the bathroom,  sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After
  finishing  the cigarette,  he flipped it between his legs into  the
  toilet bowl while still seated.

  The  wife, who was in the kitchen,  heard a loud explosion and  her
  husband screaming.  She ran into the bathroom and found her husband
  laying  on the floor.   His trousers had been blown away and he was
  suffering  burns on the buttocks,  the back of  his  legs  and  his
  groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

  The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the
  street.   The paramedics loaded the husband on  the  stretcher  and
  began  carrying him to the street.   While they were going down the
  stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics
  asked  the wife how the husband had burned himself.   She told them
  and the paramedics started laughing so hard,  one of them tippedthe
  stretcher  and dumped the husband out.   He fell down the remaining
  steps  and broke his ankle.

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]

 

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