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Skriven 2005-02-20 21:56:50 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Sean Dennis
Ärende: Re: Ha ha
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 SD> Hello, Greg.
   > On 12 Feb 05 at 02:33, Greg Sears wrote to All:
 
 GS>   They say we're 98% water. How many glasses of water can we safely
   > drink before drowning?


      -=[ 11-Feb-2005 23:00 Sean Dennis wrote this to Greg Sears ]=-

 SD> 24.  More than that your kidneys cannot process it fast enough and
   > yes, you could drown.  The water would back up into your lungs. 

G-day Sean Dennis, so that would be a very good reason to drink BEER!! '-)


> OBGadzillion Other Things To Think About Sean

  Do watermelons have so much water in them because they're planted in
the spring?

  How do they get the seeds out of seedless watermelon?

  If carrots develop better eye-sight how come you always see so many
dead rabbits on the side of the road?

  If corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from?

  If oranges are orange and carrots are orange why don't carrots taste
like oranges?

  What is the difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip?

  What would have happened if Kuwait's main product was broccoli?

  Why are carrots more orange than oranges?

  Why do all ears of corn have an even number of rows? Wouldn't you think
there would be at least one odd one?

  Why do onions make you cry?

  Why do they put a warning on a bag of salted peanuts that it contains
nuts?

  Why do we call it eggplant when there is no egg in it?

  Why do we call them peanuts when they are neither a pea nor a nut?

  Why do we have ears of corn if they can't hear? And not mouths or noses
since they can't talk or smell either? What can they hear if the other
ears aren't talking?

  Why do we need tomato paste? Did we break one?

  Why do you have to refrigerate pickles?

  Why doesn't corn get digested?

  Why is 1000 Island salad dressing called 1000 Island? I can understand
Italian French Catalina Blue Cheese Ranch etc. but where did 1000
Island come from?

  Why is it called a Ceasar's salad did he invent it?

  Why is it that peanuts are the only thing in the South that isn't
fried?

Salutations from --Christchurch-+
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 New Zealand     /  \/\         |  /\      - O -   Forestry, Farming
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... "Don't mince words, Sean ... what do you *REALLY* think?"

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