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Skriven 2005-02-22 17:13:11 av Cindy Haglund (1:124/6308.20)
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0n (06 Feb 05) George Pope wrote to CINDY HAGLUND...

CH> CH> 45 is old???????????????????
 GP> CH>
CH>  GP> Certainly!  Where've YOU been?
 GP> CH>
CH>  It was considered old 100 years ago but it isn't considered old
CH>  nowadays. Nowadays it is simply 'middle age'.

 GP> Yeah, right, middle aged, if your expected lifespan is reasonably
 GP> expected to be NINETY!!!

Well dear nobody likes to be called old when they sure as hell don't
feel old no matter how old they actually are by other people's
standards. :)

Joke: OH wait. ((Running to Inbox to copy paste. YOU'LL ALL LOVE THIS
ONE!!!!!! :) George got it already.

disclaimer: Humor)

Here's one for those of us who love our dear prez-

 The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a
 picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office.
 However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to
 envelopes at all. So the President established a blue ribbon
commission
 to determine the reason for such a defect. After a month's testing,
the
 commission made the following findings:

 1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
 2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied
adhesive.
 3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

  8-)



CH>  GP> A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged
 GP> CH>
CH>  UH seventy?

 GP> Forty-six, I think. . . *LOL*
 GP> And she was like 18!
 GP> Cuz everybody knows that a woman is no longer young after she turns
 GP> 30!

CH>  GP> by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because, as she
CH>  GP> puts it, "I don't want to feel old age creeping on me."
 GP> CH>
CH>  But it wouldn't be creeping on them, HE would be creeping on the
CH> young woman.

 GP> She refused to go through with the ceremony that was arranged by her
 GP> parents, because she didn't want him to creep up on her!


 GP> The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula"
 GP> tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their
 GP> files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for
 GP> committing this same criminal medical fraud.

 GP> He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....



 GP> Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
 GP> <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")
 GP> Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
 GP> 1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
 GP> B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)

 GP> (AKA the Bishop of ROM!)

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