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Skriven 2005-04-08 07:53:52 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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 I tried to give the wife bridge lessons last week, but she just
wouldn't jump!

Then ---------------------------------------

   A Bostonian taking a drive in the country passed a farm where he
noticed a farmer that was feeding his pigs in a most curious manner.
The farmer would lift a pig in his arms, hold it up to the branches
of a tree and wait while the animal ate an apple.  Then he would
bring the pig over to another apple, until it was full.

   The man watched this procedure for some time, then finally said to
the farmer: "This seems a most inefficient way to feed your pigs.
Why don't you simply shake the apples off the tree and let the pigs
eat them from the ground?  That would save a lot of time."

    The farmer looked puzzled, then shrugged and replied: "What's
time to a pig?"

Then ---------------------------------------

  A newspaper was running a competition to discover the most high
principled,  sober, well-behaved local citizen.  Among the entries
came one which read:

"I don't smoke, touch intoxicants or gamble.  I am faithful to my
wife and  never look at another woman.  I am hardworking, quiet and
obedient.  I never  go to the movies or the theater, and I go to bed
early every night and rise  with the dawn.  I attend chapel regularly
every Sunday without fail.

"I've been like this for the past three years.  But just wait until
next  spring, when they let me out of here!"

Then ---------------------------------------

 Good evening ladies," Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women
eating  bananas on a park bench.

 "Do you know them?" Dr watson asked.   "No," Holmes replied,"I've
never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we  just passed."

 "Good Lord, Holmes. how in the world did you know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson.  The nun ate the banana by holding it
one hand  and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break
the fruit into small  pieces.

The prostitiute," he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed
the whole  thing into her mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed."But how did you know the third was a
newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the
other."



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