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Text 1615, 87 rader
Skriven 2005-04-08 13:31:44 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1564 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Good stories
====================
On (07 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>   Sorry to hear that Mate! You may need m o r e  beer! '-)

You got that right!

 GS> Speaking on door-knockers, there was another this morning at Smoko
 GS> saying
 GS> life was really fair for the I C E-man. They were selling
 GS> "WatchTower"?
 GS> You have those types up there? ;-?

Of course, and lots of ways to deal with them!


How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses:


A chalk outline of a human body on the sidewalk, and
a few copies of _The Watchtower_ scattered around...
---------------
My mother (a second-generation atheist) used to say
(in a very sweet voice): "I'm sorry, I don't give a
damn about Jesus."  Worked everytime.  The Witnesses
just backed off the porch in slack-jawed, bug-eyed disbelief.
---------------
Agreed, we are not prepared for this one, but it has to be carried
off perfectly.  The more sincere you appear, the more baffled the
Witness will be:  Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say
'Allah be Praised!!!' and just see what happens.
---------------
Automatic weapons are undeniably the best deterrent to Witnesses.  For
extra effect, fire a few rounds into the air or towards their car.
Pretend you hear a voice inside your head telling you to kill the
witness.  Guaranteed to stop future visits for several years.
---------------
The young couple came to my door.  I was wearing my robe, and had just
awakened.  now let me explain, I am a very unusual looking person
anyway, but when I awake, I look like some kind of movie monster, I have
hair all over everywhere.  I made my eyes real piercing, and stared past
them.  I knew who they were, you can tell, they look so cute in their
getup and their bland faces.Well the female one obviously is supposed to
do the introduction because she sort of panicked, and said:
"We're...we're...we're..we're....we're...."And then she staired helplessly
at the other one and he said: "uh... uh.... uh... uh..."I then did a really
fierce grin and stuck out my hand in a very fast gesture, and opened all my
fingers, and in a voice sort of a mixture between Peter Lore and Lurch, I
said:I...WILL...TAKE...YOUR...LITERATURE...AND...GIVE...IT...TO...MY...
MASTER.
The male one quickly handed me a copy of whatever rag they were peddling.
they did not ask for a donation.They ran.It's a true story, and they never
came back.
---------------
A friend claims that when Jehovah's Witlesses knock on her door,her first
response is to ask for their address.  When they ask why she wants to know,
she says it is so she can visit them to push her beliefs.  So far, none of
them have given their address. It also marks the end of the interview. SLAM!
-----------------
A guy goes up to my friend's friend and asks, "Can I talk to you about God?"
She says, "Sure, what would you like to know?".
-----------------
JW ladies come to the door. One of them has small child in tow. Interrupts
SIW's dinner. If you knew SIW like I knew SIW, you wouldn't do that.
SIW:  Thank you, but I already have a religion.
JW:   May I ask what it is?
SIW:  I'd really rather not say. {Pregnant pause} I'm not sure if it's legal
in this country. Supposedly they gave her a real strange look on their way
back down the stairs.
----------------
I answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come
back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."




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