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Skriven 2005-04-12 04:42:30 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Good stories
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 GS>  GP> On (07 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to James Bradley...
   >    > is/can be only one I C E-man..adding it takes two CyberPopes for
   >    > ever I C E-man '-)
   > Funny
   >  -=[08-Apr-2005 15:13, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-
   >  GP> Since when?  Unless you're talking about my COJONES???
   >                                                  ^^^^^^^
   >   G-day George Pope, if you tell me about your   |||||||, I'll know what
   >                      you are trying to say ok! '-)

Funny

 -=[11-Apr-2005 10:13, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> Cojones = Testicles = the twin Cyberpopes

  G-day George Pope, family jewels, male genitalia enclosed in a scrotum?
                     It seems every-one missed the missing punctuations?
                     "is/can be only one I C E-man..adding it takes two
                     CyberPopes, for ever I C E-man '-)


> OBJokes: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

 Gail is the talker in that family.   She's always at it.  But
husband George doesn't mind.  He's given her the best ears of his life.

Then ---------------------------------------

 Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.
When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in
the obits today."

 "What! In the obituary column!  That's not only disgraceful but
bad journalism.  I'll sue 'em."

 "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh...wh...where
are you calling from?"

Then ----------------------------------------

 Only when the plumbing's stopped up do you realize that a flush
is better than a full house.

Then ----------------------------------------

 Larry Vermont came home weeping bitterly.  He had gone to
propose to his girl and his father eagerly awaited her response.

" So what happened, Larry?" the old man asked.  "Did she accept?"

 "Oh, Dad, she sure didn't.  When I told her what you advised me
to do, she slapped my face and sent me home."

 "Did you start out by saying what I told you to, what I told
your mother when she accepted my proposal? `Dear, time stands still
when I look in your eyes.' Did you say that?"

 "Holy smokes, Dad.  I got it wrong.  I said, `My dear, your face
would stop a clock!'"

Then -----------------------------------------

 A beautiful blonde in a convertible pulls up to a gas station.
And all of a sudden four attendants swarm all over the car.  One of them
is giving her gas, one is wiping her windshield, one is checking her
tires, and one is checking the oil.  But a fifth attendant just looks on
with a smile.

 So one of the attendants stops and asks him, "Aren't you coming
over to check something?"  And the guy says, " I don't have to, I'm her
husband!"


> OBJoke for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

 A novelist was furious with his editor for not catching a
misprint in a proverb known to everyone.  It seems that the editor
printed it this way:  "A word to the wife is sufficient."


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   |  _       |_ice\ Cheers,
~ ~=-(@)------(@)-=/ I C E-man
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... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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