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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
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                             Duck Tape
Article I

Duck Tape cannot fix everything.
I promise to refrain from trying to fix the following
things with Duck Tape:

The National Debt
The San Andreas Fault
A Broken Heart

Article II
Duck Tape should not be forced on others. Some people
don't like Duck Tape on their house, car, chairs, pants,
shoes, gloves, tools, televisions, pets, sports gear,
and farm equipment, but that's their problem. I will
learn to be more tolerant of these people and keep my
Duck Tape to myself.

Article III
Other forms of tape are probably still necessary, even
with Duck Tape. I am not sure for what, though.

Article IV
I should never exaggerate when telling my friends about
my best Duck Tape stories. As a Duck Tape "Adhesive
Solutions Engineer", my true exploits are usually hard
enough to believe, anyway.

Article V
There are some things that I should throw away, even
with Duck Tape around. (I know that I may need to ask
for help in identifying what these things might be).

Article VI
When I forget to take my Duck Tape with me, it's okay...

Article VII
People that don't use Duck Tape aren't bad people --
they just don't know any better.

Article VIII
Duck Tape is not all-powerful, although it has many of
the same attributes as the Force -- it has a light side,
a dark side, and it holds the whole universe together.
("May the Duck Tape be with you.")

Article IX
I will never misspell Duck Tape as duct tape...

Article X
It's okay to admit that I need Duck tape in my life --
in as many colours, lengths, and widths as is possible --
because nobody is perfect. In other words, everyone can
use a little Duck Tape now and then.

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]


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