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Skriven 2005-04-18 23:49:10 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Heather Lennox
Ärende: Stories
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G-day Mate,

 The U.S. Post Office spent $3.4 million of tax funds on an advertising
campaign to encourage americans to write more letters to one another
despite the fact that all classes of mail, including first-class, are
operating at a financial loss. it then spent $775,000 to test the
results of its ad campaign.

Then ---------------------------------------

The teacher instructed the class to draw a picture from something in the
Bible.  As she walked around the room, she noticed one child drawing a
picture of a car with 3 faces in it.
  "What part of the bible is that from?" she asked.
  "Oh, that's God driving Adam and Eve out of Eden".

Then ---------------------------------------

  Jack + Jill are married and love each other.
  Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs with Tom, Dick, or
Harry, but he is wrong.
  Jack's best friend is John.
John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John to stay with him + Jill.
  While Jill is consoling John, John fu*ks Jill.
Jill thus discovers that Jack can't trust John.
  Enraged at John's betrayal of Jack, Jill tells Jack he can't trust
John, but not why.
  Jack feels Jill is jealous of John + him + is trying to break up their
friendship.
  Jack leaves Jill
  Jack + John go off together.

Then --------------------------------------

  The little cabbage in the field was consulting its motherabout life.
"Life," said the mother "is a gamble; you've got to withstand  storms,
drought, wind, animals--not to mention bugs, lice, mold, rot.  But, if
you don't give up, you'll thrive and grow." "Life certainly is a
gamble," agreed the little cabbage, "but there's one thing you haven't
made clear: when do I quit growing?" "As in any other gamble," said
Mother Cabbage, "quit when you're a head!"

Then ---------------------------------------

  I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the south of
France.  When the carp are full grown, he catches them, skins them, and
makes men's wallets out of the skins.
  He is, in fact, a man known for his carp to carp walleting.


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... Heather... Did YOU know I miss my teddybear - will you sleep with me?

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