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Skriven 2005-04-21 05:06:08 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny stories
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 GS> Use for Condoms:
   > Can be use as a money bag for small children

Funny

 -=[20-Apr-2005 11:23, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> And, for those sons of gay parents, last night's can be used for a
   > recess snack!

  G-day George Pope, sons of gay parents eh....ha ha like them there was
this gay guy that had been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks so he goes
to see his doctor. The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got,
but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know."
So the man went to the specialist and the specialist said, "Look you
have this rare sickness, only one person every ten years gets it! The
only cure is made in Australia in a little town called Mercey, about 400
miles from Sidney.

  By the way, you have 1 week to live."

  So the man took the first flight he could to Sidney, rented a car and
drove to Mercey, Australia. When he got there he found it was a town
with a population of one. The man walked up to the one house in the
village and an old doctor answered.

   "You have to help me!" said the man,"I'm dying of this rare illness
and I have only 4 days to live"

   So the old man invited him in. "I must give you my special Koala bear
Tea. It is the only thing that will cure you."

   So the old man went out to get the supplies. One koala, a few birds
and such, and he boiled them together and gave them to the man with
bones and feathers and dirt sticking up. and the young man looked at it
repulsed and asked if it could be strained. The old docter looked
horrified and said,

"Oh No, the Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained"

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

I bought my GF a new seat for her bike, one of those wide versions
that fits a lady's pelvis a bit better than the OEM man's style. I
put it on for her while she was in class, just before we were to go
riding with a friend of ours. She came out to get her bike, and
didn't at first realise the seat had been changed, but then the
odor of new leather came to her, and she realized what I had done.
We rode to Barry's house, picked him up and started riding down the
valley route. She was a bit proud of the seat, so she told Barry I
had gotten it, and that she hadn't caught on til she smelled the
difference.  And Barry quipped: "You mean you smell bicycle seats??"


> OBJoke for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped.  He'd spent
months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp.
The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was
declining at an alarming rate.  Finally Finn went to the
chemistry department at his college, to see if anyone there
might be able to help.  Tom Trom looked into the problem,
and came up with a solution.  The little frogs had succumbed
to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply
couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce.  Trom
brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss
of that, and, most critically, one part of sodium.  "You
mean?..." Jim said when told.  "Yes," said Tom.  "They
needed mono-sodium glue to mate."


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