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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 07

                      Diary of a Blonde Newlywed

   Dear Diary,

   Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's
   fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe
   said,  "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls
   to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat the eggs in.
   The cake turned out fine.
                                                  __.......__
   Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for      ,-"``           ``"-.
   supper.  The recipe said, "serve with-    |;------.-'      _.-'\
   out dressing."  So I didn't dress.        ||______|`  ' ' `    |
   But Bob happened to bring a friend home   ||------|            |
   for supper that night.  Did they ever    _;|______|            |_
   look started when I served the salad.  (```"""""""|            |``)
                                       jgs\'._       '-.........-'_.'/
   Wednesday: I decided to serve rice      '._`""===........===""`_.'
   and found a recipe which said, "Wash        ``"""=========="""``
   thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and
   took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the
   middle of the week. I can't say it improved the rice any.
     _____________ ______________
    (_,---------.(`______________`)  Thursday: Today Bob asked for
                 \               /   salad again.  I tried a new
    jgs           `-------------'    recipe.  It said, "Prepare
   ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving."
   I hunted all over the garden by my mom's. So I tossed my salad into
   the bed of lettuce and stood over their one hour so the dog would
   not take it. Bob came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder
   why?

   Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all
   ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right over to my
   mom's house. There must have been something wrong with the recipe
   because when I came back home again it looked the same as when I
   left it.

   Saturday: Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
   asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens
   dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm but I found a
   doll dress and some little shoes. I thought the hen looked real
   cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.
                                                           ,.
   Sunday: Today Bob's folks came to                      (\(\)
   dinner. I wanted to serve roast but    ,_              ;  o >
   all we had in the icebox was ham-       {`-.          /  (_)
   burger.  So I put it in the oven and     `={\`-._____/`   |
   set the controls for roast.  Must be      `-{ /    -=`\   |
   the oven because it still came out      .="`={  -= = _/   /`"-.
   as hamburger.                          (M==M=M==M=M==M==M==M==M)
                                           \=N=N==N=N==N=N==N=NN=/
   Good night, Dear Diary.  This has        \M==M=M==M=M==M===M=/
   been an exciting week.  I am eager        \N=N==N=N==N=NN=N=/
   for tomorrow to come, so I can try     jgs \M==M==M=M==M==M/
   a new recipe on Bob.                        `-------------'

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