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Skriven 2005-05-10 01:46:38 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Dave Coble
Ärende: F unny stories
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G-day Dave,

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.   On his
way  there two nuns look at him and he says,  "Good morning  sisters"
and  they reply in a sing song manner,  "You got up on the wrong side
of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just
goes  on. He incounters a Brother a little while later along the  way
and  he says,  "Good morning Brother." The Brother replies in a  sing
song  voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this  morning."
The priest was very confused at this and goes on.

He  gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and  he
says,  "Good morning Father." the  priest  replies  in  a  sing  song
manner,  "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."  Now
the  priest was mad.   He continues his walk to the dinning hall  not
saying a word to anyone.   The Bishop sees him and says, "Father ..."
The young priest was not going to take any more even from the bishop.
He  looks at the bishop and says,  "No I did not get up on the  wrong
side  of the bed this morning." The bishop looks at  him  stuned  and
says  "What?" The priest reallized his mistake and said "I  am  sorry
your  holiness, what is it you want." The bishop  looks  at  him  and
says,  "All I was going to do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's
shoes?"

SO -------

A couple are getting ready to go to a costume party.   The woman goes
into  the bedroom and emerges completely naked,  except for  a  lemon
hanging  on a string from her vagina.   Her partner  is  shocked  and
amazed,  and questions her about it.   She answers that this  is  her
costume, and this is the way she's going to the party.

He  goes into the bedroom  and  emerges  a  few  minutes  later  also
completely  naked, but with a potato hanging on  a  string  from  his
penis.   He looks at her and replies,"if you can go as a sourpuss,  I
can go as a dick tater.

SO --------

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to
keep  their ways from the public eye.   They even attended  the  same
church, and looked to be perfect Christians.

Then their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he
see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and
true,  and the church started to swell in  numbers.   A  fund-raising
campaign was started to build a new assembly.

All  of a sudden,  one of the brothers died.   The remaining  brother
sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a
check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building. "I
have only one condition," he said.   "At his funeral, you must say my
brother  was a saint." The pastor gave his word,  and  deposited  the
check.

The  next day,  at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was
an  evil man," he said.   "He cheated on  his  wife  and  abused  his
family."  After going on in this vein for a small time,  he concluded
with,

"But compared to his brother, he was a saint."

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