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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 18

               Quotes From The Mothers of Famous People


   PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to
   go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
                                                        _
   MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER:               _(_)_
   "I don't mind you having a garden,     @@@@       (_)@(_)   vVVVv
   Mary, but does it have to be growing  @@()@@ wWWWw  (_)\    (___)
   under your bed?"                       @@@@  (___)     `|/    Y
                                           /      Y       \|    \|/
   COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what \ |     \ |/       | / \ | /
   you've discovered, Christopher. You  \\|//   \\|///  \\\|//\\\|///
   still could have written!"        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent
   on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

           .-"-.            HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've
          /a a  \   _/\     told you once, I've told you a hundred
         /  -    \  \ /     times not to sit on that wall. But would
        ;`'-----'`;\//      you listen to me? Noooo!"
       /|___:_____|\/
     _//|---------|         BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, how many
    (_/__\/)__/)_/______    times have I told you -- quit playing
    |__|_//__//__|___|__|   ball in the house!  That's the third
    |___|\\__\\|___|___||   broken window this week!"
    |_|_(_/_(_/___|___|_|
    |____|___|___|___|__|   NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napo-
    |jgs___|___|___|___||   lean.  If you aren't hiding your report
                            card inside your jacket, then take your
                            hand out of there and prove it!

   MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other
   children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff
   off the ceiling?"

        ,---,     ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stove-
        |   |     pipe hat, Abe?  Can't you just wear a baseball
        |   |     cap like the other kids?"
        |___|
       _|___|_    BARNEY'S MOTHER: "I realize strained plums are
      [_______]   your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to
       \|. .|/    look a little purple."
       (| > |)
       _\`-'/_    MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb
     /`  \_/  `\  followed you to school, Mary, but I would like
                  to know how he got a better grade than you."

   BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much
   the insurance is going to be?"

   LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:                    )
   "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't     (      .---.
   get off your tuffet and start cleaning your     )    /////\\
   room, there'll be a lot more spiders          _(_   ((c` .(
   around here!"                                //o\\  )))_ _/
                                                      ((/  ;_ __
   GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time          / \___(__)
   I catch you throwing money across the Potomac,     /   (_
   you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"             \____/\
                                                  jgs /___\\_\
   THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud      /""|""\\_\_
   that you invented the electric light bulb,       /   |   \(__\
   Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
          -''--.
          _`>   `\.-'<      ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert,
       _.'     _     '._    it's your senior picture. Can't you do
     .'   _.='   '=._   '.  something about your hair? Styling
     >_   / /_\ /_\ \   _<  gel, mousse, something...?"
       / (  \o/\\o/  ) \
       >._\ .-,_)-. /_.<    GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: "I've got a bill
   jgs     /__/ \__\        here for a busted chair from the Bear
             '---'          family. You know anything about this,
                            Goldie?"                 _.._
                                                    (_.-.\
   JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice              .-,       `
   story, but now tell me where you've    .--./ /     _.-""-.
   really been for the last three days."   '-. (__..-"       \
                                              \          a    |
   CUSTER'S MOTHER: "Now, George,              ',.__.   ,__.-'/
   remember what I told you -- don't go     jgs  '--/_.'----'`
   biting off more than you can chew!"

   SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it,
   and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will
   you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"

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