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Skriven 2005-06-28 09:10:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av JAMES BRADLEY
Ärende: OT -- A little Humor
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JB> Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
JB> cream, anything you want baby.  Now, how does that sound?"
JB>
JB> She says, "That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line, you need to
JB> press 9."

*LOL* Why do you say "OT"(Off-Topic)?  This is EXACTLY on-topic in here!

More on hotels. . .


Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while
after reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997".A telephonic
exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia,
which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service:  "Morny. Ruin sorbees"


Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"


RS:  "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

G:  "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS:  "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine"

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G:"What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know  what 'judo one =
toes' means."

RS:  "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we =
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an =
English muffin will be fine."

RS:"We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G:  "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS:"Copy...tee...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, =
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G:  "Whatever you say"


RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G: "You're welcome"

and a little more, because it can never be said that the Cyberpope isn't
generous!


SUBJ: Rules For Hotel Guests

1.  Please treat our chambermaids as if they were your own sisters.

2.  No shooting will be permitted in the rooms. If the bed bugs
    annoy you, cut their heads off.

3.  Don't use the gas for committing suicide. A rope is provided
    for that purpose.

4.  Please do not stick hatpins through keyholes. A man lost his eye
    that way last year.

5.  Divorcees will leave pictures of ex-husbands at the desk for
    identification. No more than six photographs permitted.

6.  Guests are not permitted to invite their brothers to take baths
    in their rooms.

7.  Guests occupying adjoining rooms will kindly call the house
    detective to act as chaperone if they wish to make social visits
    after 1:00 am.

8.  It is strictly forbidden to use bed sheets as towels.

9.  Guests who walk in their sleep should have their room numbers on
    cards in their pajamas.

10. Please don't forget the name under which you registered.

11. Guests are warned against playing strip poker on Monday. We test our
    fire-alarm bells on that day.



Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
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Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)

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