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Skriven 2005-08-09 04:21:06 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av Carol Shenkenberger
Ärende: F unny
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According to our records you will have your 18th birthday soon.  Under
current U.S. law, you are required to register with your local selective
service board upon reaching the age of 18.

This letter is sent to you as a reminder for you to register. It is being
sent to all young men your age because the U.S. is now engaged in a
conflict to protect and defend poor Moslems in the Iraq region of The
Niddle East.

We are going to need warm bodies to man the 200,000 to 300,000 force that
will be needed to invade Iraq to take it under control so we can impose
our political solution upon them. It is our recommendation that you get
as much fun from your video games, etc., as possible now, because as your
future Commander in Chief, I George W. Bush will have your ass in the
Army as soon as you turn 18.  You will go to Iraq and fight on the ground
till the death for my New World Order war with the Arabs.  (And, by the
way, don't listen to them telling you that I violated international
law when I had our forces attack their sovereign country unprovoked.)

You just may be coming back to your home town in a matter of months in a
body bag, but be assured that if such happens, you will have served for
an honorable purpose and honorable man like me, because I said so.

I George W. Bush am a man of honor and integrity, and would never ask
anyone to do that which I would not do myself. Good luck.  Wear your
uniform proudly.

And learn to fight like hell because those Arabs are ready to die for
their homeland, whereas you may just be wondering why you have to fight
them, but again, I can assure you as the President of the United States,
that this is a just cause and deserving of your blood to establish some
kind of control over the Arabs.

If the French get involved, just remember that the French have been our
enemy for decades, and they deserve to get their asses kicked too by my
troops. Good luck again.

Don't have any nightmares about this, because it will happen sooner than
you think. You, in a matter of a few short months, will find yourself on
their foreign soil, fighting for me.

You, as well as all Americans, can find comfort and solace in that
thought.


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... I C E-man ... does the work of 3 Men...  Moe, Larry & Curly  ,-0

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