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Skriven 2005-09-04 16:33:47 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: The Dangers of Aging
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Will this be how we end up in years to come?

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair,
and  loves
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on
two wheels
and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor  woman is "one sandwich short of a
picnic,"
the other residents tolerate her,  and some of the
more sporting males
actually join in.

One day,  Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened
and Kooky Clarence  stepped out with his arm
outstretched.
"Stop," he said in a firm voice. "Have  you got a
license for
that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag  and pulled out a
Kit Kat
 wrapper and held it up to him. "OK," he said, and
away Ethel
 sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge  on two
wheels,
weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted,
"Stop!  Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled  out a beer coaster
and
held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry  on
madam."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
door,
Crazy Calvin stepped out in front of her, stark naked,
holding a
very sizeable erection in his hand.

"Oh, no..." said Ethel, "Not the  breathalyzer
again!!"



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