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Skriven 2005-09-28 00:37:06 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Happy Hollow Weinie!
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 GP> Just in time for Hallowe'en! :)

   G-day Mate, early for halloween, but did you read the one about..

This black guy sent his wife out to get him a Halloween costume. So
she went to the store and got him a Superman outfit. The black guy
says, "You dumb bitch, there is no such thing as a black Superman. Go
back and get me a good costume." So the lady went and got a Spiderman
costume. When the black guy saw this he said, "You are about the
dumbest black bitch I have ever seen. You know that there is no such
thing as a black Spiderman. Now damnit, go back and get me a good
costume this time." So the lady went back out and came back. She laid
two cotton balls, a white belt, and a four foot 2 x 4 in front of the
guy.  The black guy says, "What the hell is this?  I thought you were
going to get me a costume."  She said, "I did. You can put these
cotton balls on your chest and go as a domino.  Or, you can put this
white belt on and go as an Oreo cookie, or, you can shove the 2 x 4
up your ass and go as a fudgesicle you son of a bitch.........."

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

     This couple was crossing the desert with a camel. The lady was
pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by
an Israeli patrol. The soldiers asked for some identification. The
soldiers looked  at the I.D.s and saw that the man was Joseph, and
the lady was Mary. So they asked the couple where they were going.
They replied "Jerusalem." The two soldiers looked at each other and
grinned, "Yea, and I guess your  going to name the baby Jesus?" The
couple replied," What!?  Do we look Puerto Rican?!?!?!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

This cop was walking down the street one day when he noticed two bums
sitting in an alley. As he walked down the alley to roust these two
guys he noticed that one bum had his thumb up the other bum's ass.
"What the  hell is going on here!?" The bum looked up and said in a
very drunken voice, "I'm trying to make him throw up.." The cop said,
"You dumb ass,  your supposed to stick your finger in his throat, not
up his ass!" The bum said, "I was just getting ready to do that when
you walked up.!"


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