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Skriven 2005-10-04 06:54:58 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Texas
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 GP> Guy meets a woman in a bar, brings her up to his hotel room, where
   > she starts admiring his shoulders, "ooo, they're so BIG and STRONG!"
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 GP> Afterwards, he rolls over and says, "Damn, baby, you didn't tell me
   > you was from Texas, too!"

G-day Mate, did you read the one about.................................

  A high school senior who was to take the best looking cheer leader to
the Senior Prom caught a good case of the Spanish Two-Step and had been
dancing all day long to the smallest room in the house.

  Fearing he could not make the 15 mile trip to his girl friends house
and on to the school he called his date and tried to beg off.  This
pissed the girl off and she demanded to know why.  The guy explained he
had the runs so his date said "okay I know the problem so if you have to
stop on the way I'll understand."

  That night the guy with a glove compartment filled with Irish Linen
(shit paper), picked up his date and started to the school prom.  While
passing the local woods he felt the urge and quickly stopped the car and
made a mad dash into the woods.

  A couple of minutes passed and the the guy let out a blood curdling
cry and came staggering back to the car where upon his date said "Honey,
I too have had the runs but it never effected me that away." The guy
replied, "maybe you have but then you have never had your balls caught
in a bear trap neither."

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise
cattle.  Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.  "Well,"
said the would-be cattleman, "I wanted to name it the Bar-J.  My wife
favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the
Lazy-Y.  So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."

"But where are all your cattle?" the friends asked.

"None survived the branding."


> OBJoke: <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, M'am," he said, "but your husband
George drowned in a vat of beer down at the brewery!"

  "Oh, the poor man," exclaimed Mrs, Connally, "he didn't stand a
chance!"

  "Yes, he did! He got out twice to take a piss!"


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... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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