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Skriven 2005-10-18 14:15:50 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: on Foreign Policy
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Okay, Robin Williams didn't pen this (just the last paragraph), but it's
still funny:

  T h e Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams......   Even if he's nuts!  Leave i
 to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.  What we need now is for o
r UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

  Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

  "I see a lot of people yelling for peace   but I have not heard of a plan f o
 peace.  So, here's one plan."

  1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affair
, past & present.  You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevi
, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" aga
n.

  2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany
 South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.  They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.  No one allowed sneaking through holes
n the fence.
  3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
e'll give them a free trip home.  After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
p and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.  They're ille
al!!!  France will welcome them.

  4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unle
s given a special permit!!!!  No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in
  If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.  Asylum w
uld never be available to anyone.  We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 c
shiers.

  5) No foreign "students" over age 21.  The older ones are the bombers.  If th
y don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

  6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.  T
is will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a t
mporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.  The caribou will have to co
e for a while.

  7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for thei
 oil.  If they don't like it, we go some place else.  They can go somewhere els
 to sell their production.  (About a week of the wells filling up the storage s
tes would be enough.)

  8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will no
 "interfere."  They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or w
atever they need.  Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the
army.  The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

  9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.  We don't need
he spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

  10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.  That way, no one can c
ll us "Ugly Americans" any longer.  The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it
..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

  "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, yo
r huddled masses.'  She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a pie
e of me?"




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