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Skriven 2005-10-27 07:59:52 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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What Every Young Girl Should Know About Men.

HOW..."BIG"...SHOULD A MAN BE?
Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by
confusion.
The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially
larger than this must often undergo painful surgery to cure their
condition. In thickness, the average man is slightly larger than a
ball-point pen.

HOW..."LONG"...SHOULD A MAN LAST?
Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-unbreakable thirty-
second barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to
forty-five seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can
"last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girl-
friends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second wonders."

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?
The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but
most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something
inside of you." When a man's penis is inside your vagina, or mouth or
buttocks, that is an orgasm. You'll find a really skilled lover applies
the same techniques to love as a gourmet does to a meal; he "leaves a
little something on your plate." When, after intercourse, you feel a vague
sensation that there could be "more to come," that "vaguely unsatisfied"
feeling," then you can be sure you've experienced a sexually memorable
adventure.

WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM?
There is no such thing!!!

WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX?
This is one of the most significant differences between the sexes. If you
look at pictures of a man and a woman, you'll see that a man's penis fits
naturally into a woman's mouth. On the other hand, a man's mouth does not
naturally fit into a woman's vagina. Thus, a woman orally stimulating a
man is performing a "natural" act. But a man seeking to put his mouth on
or near your vagina is committing an "unnatural" act (why do you think they
call the vagina your "private parts"?

WHAT IS AFTERPLAY?
Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh,followed
by a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and you are "GIB."
Another example of male "afterplay" is his turning on a football or
basketball game immediately after climax. Many women find a particularly
satisfying postcoital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a
nice, cold beer for the man, along with a light snack, sandwich, potato
chips and dip, to help her love put back depleted calories.

WHAT IS IMPOTENCE?
Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man properly.
This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when she tries to talk
with him for too long before getting into bed with him. If this happens,
you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or getting your man a
sandwich.
Another really good "foreplay" technique is to invite a really good-looking
girlfriend over, and do whatever he asks, to him or to each other, while he
watches.

HOW CAN I KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE?
One good way to keep things from becoming routine is to vary your dress.
Garter belts, black mesh stocking, leather or rubber suits will all help
get your man's attention. Also, don't keep playing "one on one;" invite
several of your more attractive and energetic girlfriends over to take part.

 - [This is VERY IMPORTANT]. Another technique, and we think the best, is
to use anonymous names. Have your lover call himself "Mr. Smith." Don't let
him tell you where he lives, or his home telephone number. You'll find it
lends an air of real "mystery" to the affair.

HOW CAN I MEET REAL MEN?
When looking for the ideal man, about thirty-five to sixty, married, perhaps
on a business trip, with enough flab to assure you of his powerful
masculinity, go to a 'local' about 8:30 at night. Look around the bar,
then, when you've found your man, unbutton the top three or four buttons on
your blouse, pop out a nipple, wink at him, walk over and whisper in his ear,
"You're sooooo cute, can I buy you a drink?" This is a real conversation
icebreaker and things will naturally progress from here.



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