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Skriven 2005-11-02 03:27:38 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Cars and a little rude humor.
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 GP> On (31 Oct 05) ceri@twmba.net wrote to All...
 c > Just at that moment a car cut in from a side street right in front of
 c > her and she had to slam on the brakes to avoid a rear end collision.
 c > Arsehole!
 c > She screamed at him and immediately a voice from the radio began.
 c > Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen I'm john Laws.
 c > PS : To those outside Australia He is a Talk-back radio announcer

     -=> George Pope Replied in a message to ceri@twmba.net <=-

 GP> The version I heard had her yell, "Shit!" and the radio tuned into a
 GP> country & western station! (or rap)

    MORE: CORNY JOKES

1. Why couldn't the waiter deliver the soup?
             Because no one had signed the bill of ladling.

2. Cop making rounds: Is there anyone else in that car with you?
             Banker: No, I'm a loan officer.

3. In Arabia, what's the best place to stay if you want to avoid
   the expensive hotels?
              At a Bedouin breakfast.

4. What sings and dances and issues speeding tickets?
              A state trouper.

5. Who's never been to a bear mitzvah?
              Gentile Ben.

6. The new DC-90 is over 1000 feet in length, a length which far
exceeds that of any other aircraft. What do you call this
situation?
             A long plane record.

7. What do you call mewing, purring, and playing with yarn?
             The Catskills.


> OBJoke: our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

                       A GIRL'S OPINION Of BOYS

If you smile at him, he thinks you're flirting.

If you don't, he thinks you're stuck up.

If you let him kiss you, he wishes you were more reserved.

If you don't, he thinks you're an iceburg.

If you flatter him, he thinks you're simple.

If you don't, he thinks you don't understand him.

If you tell him you love him, he thinks you're proposing.

If you don't, he thinks you don't care.

If you are a good girl, you aren't human.

If you return his caress, he doesn't want you.

If you let him make love to you, you're cheap.

If you don't, he will go out with a girl that will.

If you go out with other boys, he thinks you're fickle.

If you don't, he thinks no one will have you.

Boys!! God bless them. They don't know what they want.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

              Top Ten Good things about being Vice-President.

10. Police escort gets you to the movies faster.
 9. Got to play Teather ball with inventor of Teather ball
 8. After they sign a bill, there's lots of free pens.
 7. If you close your left eye, the seal on the podium reads "President
    of the United States."
 6. I get intellectual property rights to my speeches.
 5. Dan Quayle, Gerald Ford, pretty easy to beat during
    "Vice-President's Week" on Jeopardy.
 4. You don't have to be funny to get invited on the Letterman show.
 3. You get to eat all the french fries the President can't get to.
 2. Don't have to be good speller to get the job.
 1. Secret Service code name: Buttafuco.


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