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Skriven 2005-12-15 05:25:10 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Ha ha
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 GP> On (10 Dec 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> OR:
   >    > Effervescent for slovenliness, sluttiness, headaches, burnt
   >    > food & PMS she'd be a perfect wife!
   >    Greetings George Pope, in ~your~ life maybe?

 Echo: FUNNY

 [ 12-Dec-2005 08:15, IN a Message to Greg Sears ]

    George Pope's thoughtful reply was. . . . . .

 GP> Not mine -- I've never felt a need to divorce my wife!

   Greetings George Pope, good on yas Mate because of the....

      ALIMONY

   A contraction of the phrase "all his money."

   A word often spelled "ali-moan-y" by divorced husbands.

   The billing without the cooing.

   A form of maintenance by which, if you don't pay in due time,
                                   you'll have to do the time.


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Now, the TOP TEN lines from the upcoming TNG episode,
    "The Enterprise Stops at Taco Bell":

10) (Troi) I sense... indigestion.
 9) (Picard) Don't order the fajitas, Number One, they'll go through you
    at warp nine.
 8) (Wesley, guest starring) Look, mister, the sign says you get a free
    "Little Orphan Annie" cup with any taco salad purchase, and I'm not
    leaving here till I get one!
 7) (Worf) Klingons do NOT eat burritos!
 6) (Geordi) I bet if I allowed anti-matter to collide with these
    chimichangas we could boost warp power by 27 percent!
 5) (Dr. Crusher, pointing tricorder at a taco) Inconclusive meat
    readings, Captain.
 4) (Picard) You're on, Number One. Whoever can squirt the most jalapeno
    sauce up his nose gets treated to dessert.
 3) (Riker) What do you mean you don't serve tokelau here? What kind of
    Mexican restaurant is this?
 2) (Data, re-joining Geordi after bugging Picard with a boring
    monologue on the history of the enchilada) I do not believe it is
    physically possible for me to place an enchilada in the area
    suggested by the Captain.
 1) (Picard) When we get back on the ship and you have the conn, Number
    One, you'd better not queef on my chair!


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Reverend Beck still gets nervous when he speaks...even after all
these years.  Actually, it all started about forty years ago when he
performed his first wedding.  The Reverend did okay until he
pronounced them husband and wife, and waited for the groom to kiss the
bride.   However, the groom just stood there.  So in a nervous
high-pitched tone, the Reverend blurted out, "It's kisstomary to cuss
the bride!"  (Hope he hasn't been doing so ever since.)



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