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Skriven 2006-01-02 09:59:24 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Repulsively Gross Jokes (yeah, right!)
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 Date: 01-Jan-2006 13:28
 Read:" Repulsively Gross Jokes (yeah, right!) "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on all's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GP> From the book "Repulsively Gross Jokes Volume XVI" by Julius Alvin.
   > A rather overstated title, methinks, but some are a bit funny, so I
   > copied them out. . .

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

A Jewish lady calls the newspaper and asks for the Obituaries.
The Obits guy answers:
"What can I do for you?"
"I'd like to place an obituary."
"O.K. How would you like it to read?"
"Irving Cohen died."
"That's it? Irving Cohen died?"
"That's it."
"But you get 4 lines in the obit."
"Included in the price?"
"Yes. 4 lines included in the price."
"O.K. Irving Cohen died.....Cadilac for sale."

 GP> -=-
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 GP> So he handed her a twenty-dollar bill,then strangled her.
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 George Pope, thanks for those...........

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

The workers at Microsoft are by contract required to wake up
every morning and genuflect in front of pimple-faced figurine
of Bill Gates. Tracing the sign of the dollar across their
foreheads, they reverently say,


 Our Father which art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS.
 Thy Visual BASIC 3.0 come, thy sudden crashes be done
 in Windows as they were in Desqview. Give us this day
 our daily upgrade order form, and forgive us our prior
 versions as we forgive those undocumented calls. Lead
 us not into DOS 9.23,  but deliver us from SNA.  For
 Thine are the platforms, the compilers, and the law-
 suits forever and ever.  Amen.

> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

IBM workers are required by contract to wear blue underwear, and paint
their bedrooms baby blue. Everynight before taking off for home in
their blue cars, they must stop and kneel in the direction of the
CEO's office, and sacredly whisper this holy prayer:


 Our Father which art in Armonk,  hallowed be thy initials.
 Thy XGA come, thy OS/2 version 3 be done on RISC as it is
 on CISC.   Give us this day our daily press release,  and
 forgive  Northgate and Dell  as we forgive your mainframe
 mindset.    Lead us not into PC Juniors and Topviews, but
 deliver us from Unix. For thine are the profits, the blue
 skies, and the market domination forever and ever.  Amen.




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