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Skriven 2006-02-12 01:01:06 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Ha ha
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 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 09-Feb-2006 11:21
 Read:" Ha ha "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GS> In order to toughen up the Federal Prison system, the government
   > has decided to add a 'Hell Hole' at the Allentown Minimum Security
   > Unit. It will be a 500 yard par 5.

 GP> Aha!  So this explains a couple things, eh?

 GP> 1) Iceman's interest in golf

Speaking of golf......By the time the I C E-man can afford to lose a
                      golf ball, he can't hit that far. ;-)))

OR

Golf is a lot like taxes--you drive hard to get to the green and then
wind up in the hole.

 GP> B) Iceman's knowledge of how cushy NZ prisons are

Speaking of prison......F unny, isn't it?  prisoners blame fate for
                        their fate & other accidents, but feel very
                        personally responsible when they made a hole
                        in one at the Hell-hole par 5 at the old
                        Allentown Minimum Security unit golf course.

AND

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball
on a golf course.

AND

I see where a Russian says he invented a game which closely resembles
golf. That must be the game my Mate CyberPope has been playing for years.

AND

"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course,"
sighed Mac, the golfer.

"Try heaven,"  advised the caddie.  "You've already moved most of the
earth."

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

My dentist told me he had good news and had news.   I said, "Give me the
bad news first.   Maybe the good news will cheer me up."

"Well, you need a root canal,"  he started, "and complete lower
bridgework. It's going to cost about $3,000."

"Ouch!"  I exclaimed.   "What's the good news?"

"The good news,"  he beamed, "is that I shot a hole-in-one yesterday."


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

A retail manager quit his job and joined the police force.   A while
later a friend asked him how he had adjusted to the different demands of
his new job.   "The part I like best,"  he responded, "is that the
customer is always wrong!''

> OBJoke for: gapope@vcn.bc.ca AKA |<+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

  The dean and the coach struck a simple deal: Despite his abysmal
grades, the all-star tackle could play in the big game if and only if he
could learn and remember the formula for water before then.

  The coach and the chemistry teacher both worked with the gridiron star
and were confident that he'd come through with flying colors.

  On the morning of the game the dean came down to the locker where the
tackle was suiting up.

  "Well?" said the dean. "What is the formula for water?"

  Grinning broadly, and drawing confidence from the presence of his
proud coach, the player said,__"H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O."


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