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Skriven 2006-02-12 00:47:32 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Ha ha
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 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 09-Feb-2006 10:51
 Read:" Ha ha "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GS> A Diplomat is a person who:

 GP> Sure, just say, "Well, honey, you know I care about your reputation
   > among the other diplomats' wives, and you must've noticed that fur
   > makes you look fat! And God forbid you should look fat especially
   > when you're clearly such a gorgeous specimen -- far hotter-looking
   > with no coat on than any of the rest!"

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

An Accountant is:

  -A desk jockey.

  -A figurehead.

  -A person who feels good when things start looking black again.

  -A person who is hired to tell you, you didn't make as much money as
   you did.

  -A person who is paid to make figures lie.

  -A person who uses your books to figure his profit.


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


Adolescence is:

  -The age between pigtails and cocktails.

  -The age between puberty and adultery.

  -The age when a boy stops collecting stamps and starts playing
   post office.

  -The age when a child tries to bring up his parents.

  -The age when a girl's voice changes from NO to YES.

  -The age when boys begin to notice that girls notice boys who
   notice girls.

  -The age when children begin to question the answers.

  -The time when children feel that their parents should be told
   the facts of life.

  -The wonderful age when boys discover girls and girls discover
   they have been discovered.

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

An Adolescent is:

  -A youngster who acts like a baby when you don't treat him like an
   adult.

  -A youngster who is old enough to dress himself, if he could
   just remember where he dropped his clothes.

  -A youngster who is old enough to get up in the morning, but not
   quite sure how to progress from there.



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