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Skriven 2006-03-07 23:15:14 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 07

                        The Luckiest Man Alive


        .-------.           This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor
     oO{-JACKPOT-}Oo        tells him he has a disease similar to AIDS
     .=============.        and had six months to live. They guy says:
     | [a] [X] [o] |        "Well doc, what's it called?".  The doctor
     | [$] [$] [$] | __     tells him that they call it A24 and that
     | [X] [o] [$] |(  )    they don't know much about it except that
     |             | ||     he will die in 6 months.
     | xxx ::::::: | ||
     | ooo ::::::: |_||     So the guy goes to the casino to beat all
     | $$$ ::::::: |--'     his money away.  He puts a quarter into a
     |             |        machine, pulls the lever and wins $14,000.
     |      __ === |        A waiter who works there runs up to the guy
     |_____/__\____|        and says "Wow - that's never happened before
    /###############\       in the history of this casino.  You are the
   /#################\      luckiest guys in the whole world".  The guy
  |#JGS###############|     just shrugs, gets his money and walks off.

  He then goes and puts a dollar in another machine and wins $20,000.
  The waiter runs up to him again and says "Jesus mate, you are the
  luckiest guy in the world.  That's definitely never happened".  Once
  again the guy shrugs and looks unhappy.

  The waiter can't understand and says to the guy "What's your problem.
  You win all this money and your not happy.  You're just so damn lucky".

  They guy says to the waiter, "Nah, I've got A24".

  "Wow" says the waiter, "you just won the meat tray!"

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