Text 3724, 59 rader
Skriven 2006-03-28 05:15:06 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 3575 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Rumours from Funny. . .
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On (25 Feb 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> Greg Sears popped by Vancouver on his way to Alberta one day, and
 GS> met
 GS>    > up with George(your esteemed, I'm sure, moderator) for a beer(or
 GS> 3)
 GS>    > at the airport pub -- while drinking they got into an argument
 GS> about
 GS>    > who could have sex the most, so they decided to settle it with a
 GS> bet
 GS>    > and some direct experimentation.

 GS> You neglected to mention that the promise of a shout was not carried
 GS> out!
 GS> I had to do the shouting, while you were doing the arguing about
 GS> sex?????

What you talkin' 'bout?  Who do you think shouted the pitcher that was
between us, with two mugs poured out of it, prior to our discussion?

Was it a Sunday?

             Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it
   away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his
   brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.



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