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Skriven 2006-03-30 07:53:02 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Ha ha
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 GP> On (13 Feb 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> G-day Mate,
   >
   > Q.  What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft
   >     and her nails so long and beautiful?
   >
   > A.  Nothing, nothing at all.

       George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> I told this one to an previously-married Jewish mate and he confirms
   > that this is absolutely true!

    Go figure how F unny seems real!! ;-)))

 GP> Jews, Jews, everywhere there're Jews. . .

    Right, and for some places they're not welcome! ;-)))


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


  One day this farmer's rooster died.  So the farmer went to town to get
a new rooster and the man that sells the roosters says to the farmer,
I've only got one rooster left, but yo don't want him, he screws
everything.  The farmer says, well that's allright, that is what I want
him for.  The man says, no, you don't understand.  This rooster screws
anything and I mean anything.  The farmer says, that's okay, I'll take
him.  So the man says okay and sold him the rooster.  The farmer took
the rooster and the whole way that rooster was squirming and trying to
get loose, and as soon as they got to the farm and the farmer let the
rooster go, that rooster went straight into the hen house and screwed
every hen in there and came out with feathers flying everywhere.  The
rooster grabbed the dog, screwed it, grabbed the cat, screwed it and
took off into the fields.  The farmer was just watching in amazement as
the rooster started screwing the goats, cows, horses, and on and on.

Finally later that evening, the rooster came running by the farmer
headed out to another area of the farm and the farmer grabbed him and
told him, if you don't slow down you are going to die.  Well, the
rooster didn't even hesitate, he just took off and started screwing the
rest of the farm animals.  The farmer got sleepy and said aw the hell
with him and went to bed.  The next morning, the farmer got up and went
outside and that rooster was laid out on the ground right in front of
the house.

The farmer walked over to him and bent over and said, I told you if you
didn't slow down you were going to die.... The rooster open one eye up
real slow and said, shhhhh, buzzards!

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