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Text 3789, 124 rader
Skriven 2006-04-02 07:59:38 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 3773 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Rumours from Funny. .
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On (30 Mar 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> Age is all relative, eh?
 GS>
 GS> Like humidity is relative like the sweat on your balls when you're
 GS> fucking my little sister EH!! ;-)))
 GS>

Yeah, like that, exactly!

Families can be a source of great entertainment!  (as in getting your
kid to change the tv channel to something entertaining when the
batteries are dead in the remote?)


"Dad, do you think that the American Indians were superior to the
white men who took this land from them?" asked the young boy.

"You bet," replied the father. "When the Indians were the sole
occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt, no
centralized government, no military draft, no foreign aid programs,
no banks, no stock markets, no nuclear weapons, and their women did
all the work. What could be more superior to that?"

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Quotes From The Mothers of Famous People

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
Midnight is past your curfew!"

MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER:
"I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be
growing under your bed?"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still
could have written!"

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona,
that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times
not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"

BABE RUTH'S MOTHER:
"Babe, how many times have I told you -- quit playing ball in
the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove
it!

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have
any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a
baseball cap like the other kids?"

BARNEY'S MOTHER:
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're
starting to look a little purple."

MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but
I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the
insurance is going to be?"

LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet
and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders
around here!"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac,
you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb,
Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something
about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family.
You know anything about this, Goldie?"

JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been
for the last three days."

CUSTER'S MOTHER:
"Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off
more than you can chew!"

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided
you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending
so much time in all those phone booths?"


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