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Skriven 2006-04-06 08:11:08 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Rumours from Funny. .
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 GS>  A Love Story:
   >
   >   Four men and four women were shipwrecked on a deserted island.
   > Eventually each falls in love with one other, and is him/herself loved
   > by one person.  John falls in love with a girl, who, unfortunales
   > (unfortunatly), is in love with Jim.  Arthur loves a girl who loves the
   > man who loves Ellen.  Mary is loved by the man who is loved by the girl
   > who is loved by Bruce.  Gloria hates bruce and is hated by the man whom
   > Hazel loves.
   >
   >  Q:  Who loves Arthur?

        George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Nobody loves Arthur.  It's the story of my life, too!

     SORRY Mate....didn't mean to open festering wounds??? ;-(((


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


During World War I, the London clubs extended courtesies to officers of
Dominion Forces, much to the annoyance of the retired field officers who
were accustomed to preempt the leather armchairs in the club library.
One afternoon, a colonial officer, slightly the worse for cocktails,
entered the library, tapped a grumpy old general on the shoulder and
asked a question using very vulgar language.  The general dropped his
newspaper, screwed his monocle in his eye and looked the colonial up and
down and said, "Go out that door, turn left till you come to a corridor.
Follow the corridor until you come to a sign marked gentlemen .  .  .
but don't let that deter you!"



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