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Skriven 2006-04-16 07:09:00 av George Pope (2851.funny)
   Kommentar till text 3804 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Re: A Kiwi at Convention
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GS>  GP> Canucks that stupid?  You've got it upside-down, mate!
GS>    > Stupidity is heavy(dense) so it falls down south of the equator!
GS>
GS>    Ha ha..........
GS>
GS>    Guess that's the same reason the shit swirles around the opposite
GS>    direction in the toilets in the northern hemisphere! ;-))))

You got that backwards, too, mate!

The toilet was invented IN the North, so it's going the opposite direction down
under!

Do you know about toilet rules?


        Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!

Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men
everywhere)...
women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the restroom that
MUST be 
followed.

The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
An X above the number will indicate "in use."

(Sample)
|__|__| x |__|__| x | indicates men are at stalls 3 
| 1| 2| 3 |4 | 5| 6 | and 6.
-------------------------

You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which
stall you 
are to correctly stand. Good luck!

--------------------
Easy Section
--------------------

1) 

|__| x |__| x |__|__| (Stalls 2 and 4 occupied.)
|1 | 2 |3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
-------------------------

Your choice: __ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

1 (easy). 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.

2) 

| x |__|__|__|__|__| (1 occupied.)
| 1 |2 | 3| 4| 5| 6|
-------------------------

Your choice: __ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

2 (easy). 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
greater risk of being next to someone
who arrives later.

-------------------------
Kind of Tricky Section
-------------------------

3)

|__|__|__|__|__|__| (empty)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
--------------------------

Your choice: __ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

3 (kind of tricky). 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying, "I
don't want anyone next to me."

4)

|__| x |__| x |__| x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
-------------------------

Your choice: ___ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

4 (kind of tricky). 1 You're stuck being next to at
least ONE guy, so you minimize the
impact and get a wall on your left.
NEVER go between TWO guys if you
can help it.

--------------------------------------------- Subtle, Tricky, But
Important To 
Know Section ---------------------------------------------

5)

|__| x |__|__| x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
-------------------------

Your choice: __ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

5 (HARD!). 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couple"
you with the guy in stall 2.
This differs from question 4 in such a
subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice to say, only we men
would understand!

-----------------------------
VERY Tricky Indeed Section
-----------------------------

6)

| x | x |__|__| x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
-------------------------

Your choice: ___ (don't page down until you've chosen!)

6 (DAMN HARD!). NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to
comb your hair or straighten a tie until the
urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to
go REAL, REAL BAD...for god's sake,
man!...use a doored stall.

Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:

-- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

-- Absolutely NO touching of anyone else. Even the slightest
touch
of another's elbow is of the highest offense.

-- NO Singing. Period.

-- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
you there. I will not look again."



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