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Skriven 2006-04-21 02:29:56 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: condom help
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FUNNY

 GS>  GP> Either that or my cock is normal-sized(not those dinky down-under
   >    > ones) and can hold a condom even after it goes 'soft'!)
   >
   >    WOW..... a pissing OR measuring contest?

 -=[16-Apr-2006 07:15, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> No contest!

 GP> Up Over is always bigger than Down Under!


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  G-day George Pope, looks like there are some BIG dicks in canuck!!

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


CUSTOMER CREDIT CARD SERVICE

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so
priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it
is today. A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for
February and March for their annual service Charges on her credit card,
and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.

The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.


A family member placed a call to ANZ:


Family Member:

"I am calling to tell you that she died in January."


ANZ:

"The account was never closed and the late fees and  charges still
apply."


Family Member:

"Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."


ANZ:

"Since it is two months past due, it already has been."


Family Member:

So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

ANZ:

"Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the
credit bureau, maybe both!"


Family Member:

"Do you think God will be mad at her?"


ANZ:

"Excuse me?"

Family Member:

"Did you just get what I was telling you . . .the part about her being
dead?"


ANZ:

"Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member:

"I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."


ANZ:

"The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply."


Family Member:

"You mean you want to collect from her estate?"


ANZ:

(Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member:

"No, I'm her great nephew."

(Lawyer info given)


ANZ:

"Could you fax us a certificate of death?"


Family Member: "Sure."

(fax number is given)


After they get the fax:


ANZ:

"Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know  what more I can do
to help."

Family Member:

"Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing
her.
I don't think she will care."

ANZ:

"Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."

Family Member:

"Would you like her new billing address?"


ANZ:

"That might help."

Family Member:

"Odessa Memorial Cemetery, 1249 Sydney Rd, Plot Number 69."

ANZ:

"Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member:

"What do you do with dead people on your planet?"



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