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Skriven 2006-05-20 08:08:18 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Laffaway
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 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 12-May-2006 06:57
 Read:" Laffaway "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on all's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GP> Two old men were sitting on a bench in the park one day and

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

Ok, George, you need to go out and grab up a few of those neat little
items we call McFact Cards, and then you will learn that none of the
beef used in the product anywhere threatens a tropical rainforest. In
another McFact Card, you will learn that the packaging of the produce
is ozone friendly. On McFact Card number three, you will learn that only
prime beef from the lean forequarter and flank are used for the product.
Forequarter translates into "chuck" roast.


> OBJokes: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

The problem with politicians who have very little to say is that you
have to listen to so much to discover this fact.

OR ---------------------------------------

Materialists and madmen never have doubts.

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And 1990 means yet another year without the Gong Show.  Each and every
year has some good about it, and it is hard to top this one.

OR ---------------------------------------

Although he may not fully be aware of it or want to acknowledge it, the
drunken man is a living corpse.

OR ---------------------------------------

Nothing gets an old dental bill paid faster than a serious new
toothache.

OR ---------------------------------------

Griggsville, Illinois, Remarks:

What are the three most difficult years in the life of any citizen?
First Grade!

What do you call a 29 year old Griggsvillian in the fifth grade?
A prodigy.

People in Griggsville don't eat M&M candies!
They got tired of peeling them.

In Griggsville, the jigsaw puzzle has only one piece.

The Griggsville Library closed.
Someone stole the book and the comic store was closed.

What do you call a stork that delivers babies in Griggsville?
A dope peddler.

Someone in Griggsville called the plumber and said they had a leak in
the bathtub.  The plumber told them to wash it out real good before
anyone took a bath in it.

Why do most women in Griggsville wear high-heeled shoes?
To keep the knuckles from dragging on the ground.

How do Griggsville women avoid sexual harassment at night?
They keep their faces lit.

How do Griggsville women avoid sexual harassment in daylight?
Are you kidding?

Did you hear about the man from Griggsville who had just learned to
count to 21?
He was arrested for indecent exposure.

Maybe things will improve this year and companies will stop making
things that have a commercial tie-in with Batman and the Batman logo
which seems to show up everywhere.


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