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Skriven 2006-05-20 09:06:34 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Q's & A's
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G-day ALL,

Some Q's & A's


Q. Hear about the new movie about looking for your popcorn?
A. Its called "The Hunt for RED-enbacher"

Q. What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A. A small Medium at large.

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop him a line.

Q. Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.

Q. If you are American in the kitchen - what are you in the bathroom ?
A. European.

Q. "Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the cannibal.
A. "No" replied the chief, "He's a friar."

Q. What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A. The No-bell Prize.

Q. Why is the ringling brothers circus so mind boggling?
A. Because it's in tents!

Q. What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus?
A. Elephino.

Q. Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill?
A. Because it was "two" tired!

Q. Why do baby ducks walk softly?
A. Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food, no atmosphere.

Q. What happened to the butcher?
A. He backed into a meat cutter and got a little behind in his work.

Q. Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
A. Because they just had a 31 day March!

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny farts

Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the
   outside?
A. K9P

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.

Q. What do you call an obsession with goose feathers?
A. Down Syndrome.

Q. What do you call an obsession with fabric softener?
A. Downey syndrome.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat and a pig?
A. Sausage lynx

Q. Where do cantaloups go for the summer?
A. John Cougar's Mellencamp..

Q. What is "smore play"?
A. It's what smurfs do before they smuck!!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A. A dicktater.

Q. Did you hear about the happy Roman?
A. He was gladiator.

Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A. If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough

Q. Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding
   machine?
A. He made a spectacle of himself.

Q. Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A. It got pissed off.

Q. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A. Snowballs.

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snowblower coming.

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast?  I just got laid a minute
   ago!"

Q. What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A. Dung.

Q. What's brown and has holes in it?
A. Swiss shit.

Q. Why does an Indian wear feathers on his head?
A. To keep his wig-wam.

Q. How do you make a kleenex dance?
A. Blow a little boogie into it.

Q. Why don't witches ever have babies?
A. 'Cause warloks have hollow-weenies.

Q. Why can't Gypsies have children?
A. Because all the men have crystal balls.


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