Text 4291, 63 rader
Skriven 2006-05-25 10:00:00 av Nathan Prugh
Ärende: Disclaimer Joke
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I'm sure many of you have been wondering what is meant by:

#include <stdisclaimer.h>

Well below is stdisclaimer.h.
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 STANDARD DISCLAIMER

This product is meant for educational purposes only.  Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where prohibited.  Some
assembly required.  List each check separately by bank number.  Batteries not
included.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use only as directed.  No
other warranty expressed or
implied.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment.  Postage will be paid by addressee.  Subject to CAB
approval.  This is not an offer to sell securities.  Apply only to affected
area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Do not stamp. Use other side for
additional listings.  For recreational use only. Do not disturb.  All models
over 18 years of age.  If condition
persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest
if eaten before date on carton.  Subject to change without notice.  Times
approximate.  Simulated picture.  No postage necessary if mailed in the United
States.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use
only.  As seen on TV.  One size fits all.  Many suitcases look alike. 
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may, in
time, fade.  We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.  Slippery
when wet.  For office use only.  Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. 
Drop in any mailbox.  Edited for television.  Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.  List was current at time of
printing.  Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. 
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.  At participating
locations only.  Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.  See label for sequence.  Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Falling rock. 
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your cancelled check is your recipt.  Add
toner.  Place stamp here.  Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.  Be sure each item is properly
endorsed.  Sign here without admitting guilt.  Slightly higher west of the
Mississippi.  Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. 
Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show.  Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt
delivery.  You must be present to win.  No passes accepted for this
engagement.  No purchase necessary.  Processed at location stamped in code at
top of carton.  Shading within a garment may occur.  Use only in
well-ventilated area.  Keep away from fire or flame.  Replace with same type. 
Approved for veterans.  Booths for two or more.  Check here if tax deductible.
 Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include taxes.  No Canadian
coins.  Not recommended for
children.  Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly prohibited. 
No solicitors.  No alcohol, dogs, or horses.  No
anchovies unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not fr resale. 
List at least two alternate dates.  First pull up, then pull down.  Call toll
free before digging.  Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks
mentioned in this product appear for
identification puroses only.  Record additional transactions on back of
previous stub.

This supersedes all previous notices.

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 * Origin: Dave's Fido, Gardner,ma (101/27)